Xmas sucks ass when you're old :(

[Lee_B]

Julie and her sister are watching the Life of Brian while I cook dinner. The ham looks raw with only 25 minutes to go...

I got some nice gifts, mind, and that's what it's all about, surely?

A dressing gown (my old one was falling to bits, plus I think Marko from Farmakon used it to dry his ass when he was here last week..).

A book called 101 Places to See before You Die (hopefully I can pack them into the next 18 months or so..)

A big pullover (very warm!)

A hat (never worn a hat before because I have a head like a watermelon, but this one is good..)

Hopefully get some more loot when I see the family

 

[Russell]

A hat (never worn a hat before because I have a head like a watermelon, but this one is good..)

Is that to hide the bald patch? Xmas sucks ass when you have exams in a week too!

 

[Windom Pearl]

A dressing gown (my old one was falling to bits, plus I think Marko from Farmakon used it to dry his ass when he was here last week..).

Hmm... I don't know what's a "dressing gown" but it's very likely I've done it. There wasn't many objects in your toilet my ass didn't touch. Not that it helped though, it's been wet all the time since I saw your balls

 

[Sonm]

2Windom Pearl

There wasn't many objects in your toilet my ass didn't touch

Sounds like you actually hardly ever use ordinary toilet paper... LOL
2 LEE
I'll be sending you our new T-shirt together with our cover on Katatonia. We just have to mixe it down!!!
Merry X-mass and Happy New Ear! )

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Merry an bugger ass and a happy new ear!

 

[Mazah]

By the way, just got ready for new year's eve: Koskenkorva vodka 0,2 L, Jägermeister 0,1 L, Bacardi light 0,35 L. Small bottles rock!!! I'm planning on jumping off the balcony at my girlfriends place.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

By the way, just got ready for new year's eve: Koskenkorva vodka 0,2 L, Jägermeister 0,1 L, Bacardi light 0,35 L. Small bottles rock!!! I'm planning on jumping off the balcony at my girlfriends place.

Uh oh, Fintroll mark II!

 

[lurch70]

you got Julie ... what are you bitching about?

 

[Sepsis]

you got Julie ... what are you bitching about?

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Since I listen to such awesome music I had to order the CDs with my own funds for Christmas.

 

[Jo]

Lee, I was just looking at the Earache Xmas pics and I think I saw your

 

[Lee_B]

Lee, I was just looking at the Earache Xmas pics and I think I saw your

erm... eh... it was a cold night...

 

[ante]

Lee, I was just looking at the Earache Xmas pics and I think I saw your

now we have something incomon , we´re both seen his Janson :Smug:

 

[Jo]

 

[Lee_B]

Where are these pics???

 

[Jo]

You are such a flasher Lee they are probably all over the net by now

 

[ante]

^

try this Lee: www.google.com

 

[Jo]

It's ok Lee I have flashed before too just never my front bott ahem

 

[Russell]

Oh deary me, that's just ruined any chance I had of doing well in may afternoon exam...

 

[nevershine]

So Jo... Where are those pics then?

 

[Jo]

The question that comes to my mind is when, where, how and why did ante see