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[Anvil]

<AnViL> well i remember in my Grade 4 class, (catholic school) that we had a whole discussion on "masterbation is bad"
<E-bortion> if one doesnt masturbate its actually really unhealthy
<AnViL> and they had the headline, "you can't hide from Jesus"
<Malergion> Then he's a pervert.
<E-bortion> thats why you just run up to his face
<E-bortion> and start beating off
<E-bortion> you should have said "but what if i want jesus to see it"
<Malergion> Jesus is watching me!
<E-bortion> seriously, thats hot, thats more of an inspiration to beat off all of the time
<E-bortion> knowing that jesus is watching and crying
<AnViL> bwahahaha
* E-bortion gets off to tears
<Malergion> Because my dick's like 5 times bigger than his
* AnViL is still laughing
<E-bortion> hahaha
<E-bortion> jesus was ill-equipped
<E-bortion> thats why he was so submissive
<Malergion> Hence the ban on masturbation.
<E-bortion> i mean
<E-bortion> thats why the pope wears big hats
<Malergion> "Oh scourge me baby, OH YES!"

 

[Loner]

I want my 30 seconds back.

 

[Anvil]

NEVER!