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retarded penguin said:
what's with the lack of beilief in satan?
go pray to your broccoli
naw...satan is the christian construct for evil. We norskies prefer Hel. She's cuter, anyway. Just don't tell her that...you're libel to end up in Loki's trunk. Ever since he got that '68 Cadillac, he's just been a royal pain in the ass trying to shove people in the trunk.

I guess, in the grand scheme of things, the broccoli's about as likely to respond as certain aspects of god/godess....however, broccoli tastes better au gratin than most dieties. Mmmm....god cheese...
 
Yeh, Loki doesn't take too kindly to people hitting on his daughter. That's why you almost never see any of his worshippers...they're either under a death sentence for trying to play Hel, or running around attempting to carry out said death sentences.

And you think that's bad...just watch what happens when her brothers hear about it.
 
Lord of Metal said:
Freewill


There are those who think that
Life has nothing left to chance
A host of holy horrors
To direct our aimless dance.

A planet of playthings we dance on the strings
Of powers we cannot percieve
The stars aren't aligned or the god's are malign
Blame is better to give than receive.

You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice.

You can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will.

There are those who think that
They've been dealt a losing hand
The cards were stacked against them
They weren't born in Lotus Land.

All pre ordained, A prisoner in chains
A victim of venemous fate
Kicked in the face you can pray for a place
In Heaven's unearthly estate.

You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice.

You can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will.

Each of us a cell of awereness
Imperfect and incomplete
Genetic blends with uncertain ends
Of a fortune hunt that's far too fleet.

You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice.

You can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will.


I think that shall answer everything.


Along with Red Barchetta and Spirit of the Radio, that is the greatest song Rush ever deemed to write.


I believe in a God, I just don't pretend to know his nature.

Thor is BADASS!
 
I don't know how I found this, and I don't even post in this subforum, but I feel I must necro this thread on principle, due to its sheer awesomeness.

Have a metal evening folks, and enjoy listening to whatever the fuck band it is you all listen to.
 
Ah, nice (= let's spend the night in a cocktail bar, wearing fancy clothes and acting like we had tons of money (;


where have you been and what did you do in Germany?
I wasn't there tho ...