Yes, It's Almost My Birthday

[lizard]

it was many years ago that my parents, temporarily stationed at the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, CA, got frisky and conceived me.
After today I will be away until monday, and my birthday is Saturday, so now is your opportunity to recognize my shameless attention whoring and shower me with well wishes, cheap beer, and assorted bodily fluids.

 

[mindspell]

Not likely...

Happy B-Day Lizard!

 

[minxnim]

happy bird-day dude!

 

[lizard]

 

[Dead_Lioness]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Rick! aka Lizard!

have a good one man! I will drink some Vodka for you on Saturday!
:hotjump: :hotjump:

 

[Baliset]

happy birthday!

 

[lizard]

hi karen, thx for dropping by, your first kayo dot post!

 

[xfer]

happy birthday, ol' bean.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hi karen, thx for dropping by, your first kayo dot post!

only for you Lizard :Spin:

 

[lizard]

I've laid in a supply of Dead Guy Ale so I'm fully prepped.
if I don't return on monday, they'll find my bleached bones in the springtime after the thaw
also I'm going to pick Hyperion up at the library tonite!
Karen, scratch shrike behind the ears for me.

 

[xfer]

the dan simmons book? my college roommate was obsessed with those.

 

[lizard]

karen named her puppy after the main character.
I've read simmon's crime busting novels but not his sci fi stuff.

 

[xfer]

i read a vampire novel he wrote, but that's it.

i am like 80% sure that Lost Boys ripped its last line off a Dan Simmons short story, or the novel I'm thinking of ("one thing i could never stomach about living in santa carla...all the damn vampires.")

 

[avi]

hab ein wunderbar geburtstag dick!

 

[Kitty Star]

Umm I know I'm supposed to be gone but my friend is late. So I take this extra minute to wish you a very happy birthday. I will get drunk for you on Saturday, and send you drunken vibes. Have a wonderful day!!!

 

[azal]

I suck at the internet.

 

[lizard]

haha matthew is my optometrist brother!

 

[xfer]

oh, man, that cake rules so hard.

 

[lizard]

it does...if I was an eight yr old I would have a freaking tent in my pants if someone gave me a cake like that!

 

[NAD]

Last time I searched for a picture of a birthday cake, Google images goatse'd me!

So happy birthday with no cake pics, I just can't risk it anymore. Dead Guy Ale rules, I wish I could find those gallon jugs like I did one time.