Y'know what I'd say to Hitler?

Your name looks way too much like 'Masturbates'. I'm sure you do, but that's not particularly important around here unless you do it with Revalver and breakdowns. Also, would you spare a smoke?

Jeff
 
I would have a chat with him and ask him about his vision of the WW2. All we know about that war is written by winners, so it wouldn't be bad to listen to the other side. Some historians say that the holocaust was extremely exagerated by the jewish powerful community all over the world. Who knows.
Then I'd probably shove another pinneaple up his asshole.
 
I would've asked him for his autograph and a hair from his tiny moustache. I'd then seduce him and bum him, and bukakke him. He'd fucking love it.
 
Following on from Felix' idea, if I had a time machine to 1933 I would take back a dvd player, a big tv, a 5.1 system, some mushrooms and a copy of inland empire. I'd make him a mushroom brew and tell him it was tea, then make him sit and watch Inland Empire on repeat, thus turning him into a vegetable by the end of the trip.

Damn, I wonder how the world would have turned out if I actually did that?
 
... and I don't want to see an image several times larger than all of your posts. It's just stupid. Shrink it, use it as your avatar, whatever - think about what other people are looking at when they read your posts, and keep in mind that if you're saying very little but taking up a good chunk of the page with an advertisement you're going to look like a twit.

Jeff
 
How is my sig an advertisement?

ad·ver·tise·ment (dvr-tzmnt, d-vûrts-, -tz-)
n.
1. The act of advertising.
2. A notice, such as a poster or a paid announcement in the print, broadcast, or electronic media, designed to attract public attention or patronage.

I'm just stating what bands I listen to so people will know when they have similar tastes with me. I'm not saying "BUY AN ALBUM BY ALL OF THESE BANDS NOW!!!!" Not to mention if I shrink it then you won't even be able to read what bands are in my signature.
And what's the point of putting "Jeff" at the end of all your posts?