A pube?
Hell, you can get a pube yourself, you just gotta reach down and get it.
I would go to Colombia to visit for a while. I would also take a semester off school and travel around the world. And I'd treat the people that have been awesome to me how they deserve.
I need a special and personal invitation, via overnight mail. And I better get it when you win your 10 million!
Or I'll come after you with my 47-inch blade and bust up your party