you dont know pain...

[Will Bozarth]

until you get the tip of your dick caught in your zipper

OWW!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

 

[metal17]

how the heck did that happen?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

how the heck did that happen?

he has a long schlong

 

[Captain Beard]

[16:28] * NL_Capone wears shorts under his pantalones, so dickzippers are impossible.

 

[Will Bozarth]

i guess

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

you don't know pain until you've experienced one of my trademark prolonged sinus headaches

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

You dont no pain until you get "scraped" . Let's just say the girl had some fucking shaaarrrpppp teeth.

 

[Pancakes]

I've never got my penis caught in my zipper...in fact, my penis has been pain free, for the most part.

 

[Will Bozarth]

... well, the tip got caught in the fucking zipper, and it wouldnt unzip!!

 

[Pancakes]

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[Chromatose]

IT'S A TRAP!

i found that too funny

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I walked into a door today.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

that girl is starting to be the most sympathetic person in here

 

[FretsAflame]

IT'S A TRAP!

LMAOOOOOOOOOO !!!! HAHAHAHA

 

[Will Bozarth]

that girl is starting to be the most sympathetic person in here

haha...

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

thats how i feel after a sinus headache

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

I know how that shit goes

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I walked into a door today.

i got caught sneaking into a R movie today :Smug:

 

[Pancakes]

I walked into the closed door of an R movie today.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I got caught walking into an R door today