You laugh, you lose...

[Necroraven]

It's more fun to chat here: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

 

[blindguard]

God:
Are we still talking about my pals?
Me:
Yes
God:
Sure, my pals sounds like a good topic.
Me:
It is, do you like the my pals you created?
God:
Who said it is?

Kinda lol'd there

 

[Swabs]

Me:
You are a twunt
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a twunt? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Fucking twunt.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hey how are you doing you fucking twunt?
God:
You've got my full attention. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Like your twunt.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Interesting twunt.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Twunt
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
Yes, yes it is.
God:
Far out. Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
NO U
God:
Are you serious? " Our thoughts are one, ."? Me, ?
Me:
NO U
God:
Are you serious? " Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
NO U
God:
Are you serious? " Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
NO U
God:
Are you serious? " Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
NO U
God:
Are you serious? " Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.

 

[blindguard]

God is a stupid slackin mafacka

 

[blindguard]

Not sure if it has been posted before, but I laughed

 

[FJChaos]

Me:
Do you like goatse?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Creed.
Me:
Creed sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
they are Christian Rock
God:
Christian Rock are they.
Me:
Metal is better
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
Metal is heavier and more powerful
God:
I think Metal is a lot of things.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
You are wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
But, I'm God
God:
It's good to meet you, god.
Me:
It's good to meet you, god.
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Like my dick
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yeah, my dick is longer than yours
God:
I don't judge people. I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
That was redundant
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Then why did you say it?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
YES! I BROKE THE PROGRAMMING!

 

[Macharius]

God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I'm usually the one who will slip my hands down a girls pants and hold on to their clit.
God:
Very often. You are not the only one.

 

[Macharius]

Me:
Tell me about jesus
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
How old is he?
God:
Are you asking about Dr. Wallace?
Me:
No...How old is earth?
God:
Six billion years.
Me:
HAHA I GOT YOU NOW!!!!!!

 

[Bodomonkey]

omg macharius

 

[Necroraven]

Animecon 2007 Hopeanuoli ryhmäcosplay (Animecon 2007 Silver Fang group cosplay)

 

[blindguard]

^

 

[Bodomonkey]

 

[Necroraven]

^

 

[schellen]

http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com/

 

[Nerve]

^ Nice I really like it.

 

[Flappy]

http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com/

Sick

 

[EddyRX10]

 

[blindguard]

^I don't get it.

 

[Orcy]

Watch the latest South Park episode with Kanye West.

 

[blindguard]

I knew there was a background to it. There always is....