easily one of the funniest websites ever, people send in really crazy/funny texts that theyve gotten
heres a couple i love
(310): dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
(323): no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
(310): oh, so thats why my junks red.
(323): wow. cant help you there...
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.