You laugh, you lose...

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"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone."
 
Billiant!
Reminds me of the atomic sit-up.

Tell your fiends they can't do a situp while blind-folded, and that its a crazy mind-over-matter thing.

 
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