How come I'm taking internet too seriously? Anyslut, I'm just interested why you felt necessary to state the obvious. niggercockI don't know why you take these shits too seriouslY
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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea andstart swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishingand swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking freshand reborn. Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husbandcame home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn'ttouch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea andstart swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishingand swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking freshand reborn. Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husbandcame home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn'ttouch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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Cliff goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Cliff: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my woman comes home drunk on beer and sperm she beats me up." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your woman comes home drunk on beer and sperm, just take a glass of kool aid and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until she goes to bed in her beer and sperm stupor." Two weeks later Cliff goes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn from all the catching up on his beauty sleep. Cliff: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my woman comes home drunk on beer and sperm, I swished with kool aid. I swished and swished, and she didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much drinking kool aid helps?"
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Cliff goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Cliff: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my woman comes home drunk on beer and sperm she beats me up." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your woman comes home drunk on beer and sperm, just take a glass of kool aid and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until she goes to bed in her beer and sperm stupor." Two weeks later Cliff goes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn from all the catching up on his beauty sleep. Cliff: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my woman comes home drunk on beer and sperm, I swished with kool aid. I swished and swished, and she didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much drinking kool aid helps?"
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It's not funny until the gong at the end.
Katelyn, they replace them whenever they suspect somebody actually goes through all the pages. See, it accumulates for awhile and then when nobody is looking it will go back up until somebody looks, and then it hides again. It is on page 180. Right now it is Derpacell. There is also this one which is not incriminating but references the same thing.
I think that one is page 184 or so...
