You're awaken in the middle of the night by the need to piss

How do you resolve this situation?

  • Shove it in to your spouse, as you mistake the fluid needing to be released

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Pull one out, you know what needs to be released, but don't care

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Get up & post on RC (Glory Days option)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Piss sitting down, wipe standing up (Glory Hole Option)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    11
I try to go back to sleep. If I'm still awake 5 minutes later then I'll get up and make the journey to the bathroom. I hate waking up needing to pee :mad:
 
Has the need to drain your lizard ever crawled in to your sub-conscious upon forced slumber? I've had a re-occurring dream of boxing a mammoth negar and getting my kidneys pummeled by two black banana peelers. This very morning I had a dream that I was jogging alongside a dusty highway until I stopped with cramps in my side, to have a conversation with an undercover cop. These urine filled dreams also frequently propagate sexual fantasies of xxx starlets pleasuring themselves unencumbered by the laws of morality.