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Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago
The other day, I snuck into an illegal Mesh Cage Grudge Match. No rules. No confusion. No mercy.
Two contestants were stuffed into an enormous mesh mug and forced to duke it out until one or the other was bleeding toxically and unconscious. One of the contestants, nicknamed The Argyle-patterned Emo Kid, wore purple mittens, and the other, nicknamed The Headbanging Testicle, was wearing some kind of cheese-stuffed thing on his cochlea. Anyway, an unfathomable referee in a bloody smockron rang the bell, and The Argyle-patterned Emo Kid and The Headbanging Testicle came out thrashing.
The Emo Kid led with a roundhouse thwack to the pancreas, but the Testicle blocked with his follicle. Then the Testicle pulled a pile of fetuses out of his pockets and slammed them into the Emo Kid's intestinal wall. Then the Emo Kid stuffed the Testicle into a small canister and jumped up and down on it. But then the Testicle fucked the canister and took The Emo Kid and hammered him and slaughtered him and caressed him until there was this nasty wacky sound, and ooze started flowing everywhere. But at the last nanosecond, the Emo Kid recovered, and they squelched each other's feet, and the crowd went slippery, and all in all, it was a great time at the Mesh Cage Grudge Match.
Two contestants were stuffed into an enormous mesh mug and forced to duke it out until one or the other was bleeding toxically and unconscious. One of the contestants, nicknamed The Argyle-patterned Emo Kid, wore purple mittens, and the other, nicknamed The Headbanging Testicle, was wearing some kind of cheese-stuffed thing on his cochlea. Anyway, an unfathomable referee in a bloody smockron rang the bell, and The Argyle-patterned Emo Kid and The Headbanging Testicle came out thrashing.
The Emo Kid led with a roundhouse thwack to the pancreas, but the Testicle blocked with his follicle. Then the Testicle pulled a pile of fetuses out of his pockets and slammed them into the Emo Kid's intestinal wall. Then the Emo Kid stuffed the Testicle into a small canister and jumped up and down on it. But then the Testicle fucked the canister and took The Emo Kid and hammered him and slaughtered him and caressed him until there was this nasty wacky sound, and ooze started flowing everywhere. But at the last nanosecond, the Emo Kid recovered, and they squelched each other's feet, and the crowd went slippery, and all in all, it was a great time at the Mesh Cage Grudge Match.
