Song Survivor - Metallica - Ride the Lightning round 1

[TechnicalBarbarity]

You should receive your delivery within 4 - 6 days mate. Dunno why you ordered more than one though, must be throwing a party or something.

well duh, Mrs Jimmy is still here for another week. Were partying hard!

 

[jimmy101]

Yeah and with the amount I've bought you should have been able to retire, but you are too needy.

Your cheque bounced!!

 

[jimmy101]

well duh, Mrs Jimmy is still here for another week. Were partying hard!

I walked straight into that

 

[Slammed]

Title track is the easiest pick. Still excellent, but the guitar solo is 40 seconds too long. The only song with a flaw. Trapped Under Ice for a second pick, classic riff and lots of great moments, but it's competing on what is virtually the greatest metal album of all time.

40 seconds too long? Are you serious? I'd suggest 36 seconds, maybe 37 but 40 is just being overly picky

 

[Slammed]

Your cheque bounced!!

And the elastic on your g-string broke!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

wtf is a "cheque"? Sounds like some native american tribe

 

[Slammed]

wtf is a "cheque"? Sounds like some native american tribe

If you knew your maths you wouldn't ask that question

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

If you knew your maths you wouldn't ask that question

The chief of the great Cheque nation never taught us "maths".

 

[HamburgerBoy]

40 seconds too long? Are you serious? I'd suggest 36 seconds, maybe 37 but 40 is just being overly picky

Checked again and it was actually closer to 38 or 39 seconds, so I'll call it a draw if you want.

 

[Slammed]

The chief of the great Cheque nation never taught us "maths".

Along with so many other things.

Checked again and it was actually closer to 38 or 39 seconds, so I'll call it a draw if you want.

Okay that sounds reasonable.

 

[jimmy101]

And the elastic on your g-string broke!

Easy. Fill out your warranty form, mail it back to me & I'll wipe my arse with it

 

[jimmy101]

wtf is a "cheque"? Sounds like some native american tribe

Classic American ignorance.

Anyone else feel that Tech should man up & post an unobstructed picture of his face so we can retaliate to his incessant photoshop capers?

 

[Slammed]

Easy. Fill out your warranty form, mail it back to me & I'll wipe my arse with it

That's ok the warranty form may as well match the g-strings you sent, although it's got me stuffed how you managed to get skid marks on the front of underwear.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Anyone else feel that Tech should man up & post an unobstructed picture of his face so we can retaliate to his incessant photoshop capers?

ask HBB, he has a few in his fap-files.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Depends on your definition of unobstructed.

 

[Slammed]

eewwww!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

LMAO!

that's his actual jizz too i bet. Splashed all over his monitor

 

[CiG]

What the fuck.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

LMAO!

that's his actual jizz too i bet

Yeah I dropped fucking loads all over that photobucket logo

 

[jimmy101]

So, ah, Metallica aye?