brush with "greatness"

[Baliset]

so i just was at Boston Market for lunh and who should be there...

...Luther Vandross, the sultry smooth ladies man/singer. If I actually was a fan I might have asked for an autograph.

 

[chupe666]

Not in a gay way or anything, though. Just one man buying another man a side item.

 

[Baliset]

yeah i was too intimidated by him. he's a lot larger in real life than he looks in his videos.

 

[chupe666]

Yeah, plus I bet he wasn't singing any of those sweet love songs at the time.

 

[xfer]

You should have kicked him in the balls and shouted "METAL!"

Seriously, you should have at least kicked him for the artistic depredations he's involved in. For the children if not for yourself.

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Who the fuck is Luther Vandross?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

He's a big man

 

[xfer]

Why did this come up as one of the results when I did a Google image search for "fat black man" so I could make a witty post?

 

[FuSoYa]

count dracula = darth vader = james earl jones.


makes sense.

 

[xfer]

Like this:

 

[xfer]

But now I have an uncontrollable desire to whip the fuck out of him.

 

[xfer]

Luther Vandross, not Fat Albert.

 

[xfer]

Not that I would've turned down an opportunity to whip the fuck out of Luther Vandorss previously.

 

[ricochet]

Luther Vandross gets my juices flowing.

 

[chupe666]

JAMBA JUICE?