Jack Rants

[Jackafur]

wtf is this shit

 

[Vincenzo]

Jack, will your struggle ever end?

 

[Liue]

i feel his pain, just not to that extent

 

[Kasmala]

Me too. Gamefaqs is full of retarded kids. If I see "OMG!!! hoo wuld win, Sepharoth vs Goku" again I think I'll start ranting on there like Jack does. Maybe me and Jack can take 'em all down!

 

[Jackafur]

btw Armored Core 4 multiplayer rocks. My AC pretty much sucks... but it was still fun as hell online


oooh I forgot I need to rant about Gamestop now


So yesterday after work I go to gamestop in hopes that I can just real quick pick up AC4. Now lately gamestop hasnt gotten a game on time in the longest time. Every time they tell me "its comming tomorow", I go to best buy and they have 10000 copies. So anyway back on track, I walk in to Gamestop and here's how the Convo goes

Jack: Do you have any copies of Armored Core 4?

Clerk 1: No its not comming out till tomorow, do you wanna reserve so you are guranteed a copy?!

Jack: No. Im alright.

Clerk 2: you cant reserve it anyway, we are all out of reserves

Jack: ..................... *walks away*


So then I go to best buy and they have a bunch of copies and I say out loud in Best Buy "YOU BETTER RESERVE IT EL OH EL !!" then I bought a copy and went home.

 

[Vincenzo]

bwahahahaha

 

[Kasmala]

I fucking hate Gamestop. They do the same shit to me.

 

[Vincenzo]

Sometimes I do shit like that just to fuck with people - but these are snobs that deserve it, not upstanding citizens like Jack and Kas.

Speaking of Upstanding Citizens I was brainstorming a mission last night.

 

[Jackafur]

Sometimes I do shit like that just to fuck with people - but these are snobs that deserve it, not upstanding citizens like Jack and Kas.

Speaking of Upstanding Citizens I was brainstorming a mission last night.

what kinda mission?!


I played with a bunch of japanese players in AC4 yesterday.. This isnt really going to be a rant but its kinda funny. Anyway back to the Japanese players... After a few rounds I would say random english phrases just so they would know an English player was in the room. I was just saying random shit like "WHOA! Just kidding". Then after every game this one guy keeps saying "guuudah game" as best as he could... So after that I kept saying random japanese words that I knew. "ARRIGATO DOMA! NAN DAI OH?! OOOOOKAAAY!"

yea that was dumb.

 

[Vincenzo]

aw harro!

 

[Seawall]

what kinda mission?!


I played with a bunch of japanese players in AC4 yesterday.. This isnt really going to be a rant but its kinda funny. Anyway back to the Japanese players... After a few rounds I would say random english phrases just so they would know an English player was in the room. I was just saying random shit like "WHOA! Just kidding". Then after every game this one guy keeps saying "guuudah game" as best as he could... So after that I kept saying random japanese words that I knew. "ARRIGATO DOMA! NAN DAI OH?! OOOOOKAAAY!"

yea that was dumb.

I used to do this when Lost Planet multiplyer demo came out.

 

[Seawall]

Castlevania: SOTN. I wanna chop off my right arm at the moment. G4tv is lucky Im banned from the forum right now. Everyone is freaking shit because it got released on xbl. "HOW DO U OPEN THE BLUE DOORS?! LOL!" omfg someone kill me please.

BAHAHAHAHA! I knew that question was going to get you riled up. As for you asking where the hype was before when these games originally came out, it's all about appearances man. You are so much "cooler" if you "played that back in the day". It's the retro game phenomenon.

 

[Seawall]

Do a podcast. Seriously.

 

[Jonsola]

I would but Im not even that funny. Hell the old rants on the other Pelvic Fury forum were way better. Im just losing my steam I guess.



EDIT:

I got nominated for President of g4tv.com's OT Forum. Unfortunantly Im banned so T_T


[q]Originally posted by: s0m31john<br>Jackafur is B&

He's out of the race.[/q]

Why did you get nominated for president. I thought you made fun of all of those people on there? Was it a love hate relationship? I need the drama of g4.

 

[Seawall]

I would but Im not even that funny. Hell the old rants on the other Pelvic Fury forum were way better. Im just losing my steam I guess.[/q]

Just try it out man. What better way to vent your anger than with a media that can't be censored.

 

[Kasmala]

Me too. Gamefaqs is full of retarded kids. If I see "OMG!!! hoo wuld win, Sepharoth vs Goku" again I think I'll start ranting on there like Jack does. Maybe me and Jack can take 'em all down!

God dammit.

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=932295&topic=34326737

 

[Seawall]

Wow, and here I was thinking I was a nerd.

 

[Seawall]

God dammit.

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=932295&topic=34326737

You better get a fucking job and come down asshole.

 

[Vincenzo]

Jack, I would be glad to assist you with making podcasts.

 

[Vincenzo]

Just please, NO 10 YEAR OLDS IN THONGS!