hehe, my friend is a stupid drunk ass right now... It's 5 AM here, and he's on MSN being a complete idiot. Thought you might like to see it.
Brian says:
mikey...
Mikey says:
... shh i am sleeping
Brian says:
a new personal bnest... 1`6.
Mikey says:
haha
Mikey says:
u drunk fool
Brian says:
i likke th beer.
Brian says:
i'm not drunk.
Mikey says:
where's IGA girl?
Brian says:
iu'm on 16.
Brian says:
9in my b3ecd.
Brian says:
bed
Mikey says:
whoa...
Brian says:
yes]
Brian says:
i like the berr
Mikey says:
u are messed like a squirrel
Brian says:
beer
Brian says:
squirrel?
Mikey says:
yeah
Brian says:
splain more
Mikey says:
man u are drunk
Brian says:
i like bte sgquirrel
Brian says:
i know!
Brian says:
i liknw rhw bwwr
Mikey says:
haha
Mikey says:
man go hump IGA girl
Mikey says:
is she still there?
Brian says:
i had a cuggin contest qith a girl and she licked my ass!
Brian says:
'
Brian says:
kicked, not licked
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
i'm on muy 17th beer
Brian says:
i can
Mikey says:
so you didn't answer... she is there still?
Brian says:
t wee
Brian says:
see
Brian says:
ye4p, she's in my bed
Brian says:
my ssisyer ius driving people home
Brian says:
another girl kissed me ghooeniite
Brian says:
it was funny
Mikey says:
hehe
Brian says:
she ane i had a chugging ccontest
Mikey says:
wait a minute... your sister wasthere?
Brian says:
she kicked my ass
Brian says:
yep
Brian says:
sister = transvestite was here
Brian says:
il ike the pussy
Brian says:
i don't wanna tryh to etet in her pants
Brian says:
me tooo driny
Brian says:
drunk
Brian says:
i lik e the beers
Mikey says:
hahah
Brian says:
i'm to drunk o do notuhin
Mikey says:
if i were you i would be ALL OVER her! The drunker i am the dirtier i get
Brian says:
wghy are tyou tilll up?
Brian says:
no , i can
Brian says:
t te g an irrection whe n i'm drunk
Mikey says:
i am off to bed right now actually
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
i 'm probablyh goin to char\f anyway.
Mikey says:
i can
Brian says:
now?
Brian says:
i'm drunk.
Mikey says:
haha, write me an email right now
Brian says:
im poong pa tp tjhow up now. i've had 16 beers.
Brian says:
np, no email.,, ii'm too drunk.
Brian says:
'
Brian says:
i like hthe porn
Brian says:
idunnop
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
well i;n going to jhouib a ghottie in bed.
Mikey says:
jhouib?
Brian says:
ifunon
Brian says:
i gf you awant to.
Brian says:
i like pouuusy.
Mikey says:
what?
Brian says:
idunno
Mikey says:
man you can't spell
Brian says:
ok, i'vve had 166 beers.
Brian says:
15
Brian says:
16
Mikey says:
166? whoa
Brian says:
it's kloinda cpnrifsomg/
Brian says:
suhut up
Mikey says:
mand have some water and Ibuprofen
Brian says:
oomp potawe; om;os
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
oghajwer poujta oatjowmm
Brian says:
o; o;jwole jhte pousa]
Mikey says:
what the hell are you sayng?!?!
Brian says:
whootps sring gkeys
Brian says:
i
Brian says:
m tooo druhnk to spellll
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
i drinak 16 beers
Mikey says:
man you are gonna HURT LIKE HELL tomorrow
Brian says:
o ;olj,me tje [issyhs
Brian says:
swjpp[s'
Brian says:
o ; ,mem tjat o wamt pt[ ;ome
Brian says:
da,m
Brian says:
o
Mikey says:
dude those aren't even close to words...
Brian says:
, pgpiont tp hirt tp,prrpw
Mikey says:
are you just mashingthe keyboard?
Brian says:
tyhis sucks
Brian says:
npo,. o
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
, tou[omg
Brian says:
il ikne the beets
Brian says:
beers
Brian says:
sorrty ui'm drubk
Mikey says:
oh man stop it i won't be able to sleep cause you're making me laugh too hard
Brian says:
tyou missed out on obne helluva party
Brian says:
i like hte pussys
Brian says:
fucker
Mikey says:
who all was there?
Brian says:
i'
Brian says:
m gpiong top charf
Brian says:
i had 16 beers!
Brian says:
beets!
Mikey says:
well... don't do it on the keyboard
Brian says:
beers
Mikey says:
I KNOW!!
Brian says:
no problem
Brian says:
i like t drink
Brian says:
erin kissed me goggndight
Brian says:
it was good
Mikey says:
that tops my record of 15... at least that is the most i REMEMBER drinkin
Brian says:
she and i kissedd gogodnight
Brian says:
i wand to fuck her
Mikey says:
Erin who?
Brian says:
she was hot
Brian says:
i like her good
Brian says:
like good!
Brian says:
i've beber goodn whis drunk with out throwing uyp,
Brian says:
i still ha ve half a ber bow iun front of me.
Brian says:
tou there?
Brian says:
nevermind
Mikey says:
yeah
Brian says:
ok
Mikey says:
well i am off to bed now
Brian says:
i;''m, going to thowo fup soon.
Mikey says:
i am too tired to stay up
Brian says:
stay alittle lpknger
Mikey says:
well make sure you hit the toilet or at least the sink
Brian says:
mike can i ask you a question?
Mikey says:
sure
Brian says:
how do you mana ge to stay by youself on a saturday noght?
Mikey says:
easy, i don't know anyone
Brian says:
i'm drunk , but i'm with my friends. shopt i can't feel my face.
Brian says:
i better not drink mno more
Brian says:
i likkkkke thie drunky
Brian says:
mikke
Brian says:
?
Mikey says:
yeah
Brian says:
i tknow that you are aparty guy, and you like the company pf people, but how do you stay by yourelf? tel;; me the truty?
Brian says:
truth?
Brian says:
svertyone
Brian says:
's m[[asesed out.
Brian says:
it suckes i'm the only on eup.
Brian says:
when i charf o it's goin to suck
Mikey says:
yes it will
Brian says:
hpw'ts ioitg;oinmg?
Brian says:
i want erin.
Mikey says:
how do i do it? easy... I DON'T KNOW ANYONE! who am i gonna go out with? and i have no car
Brian says:
she's hot and she smells good.
Brian says:
idunno, scone wup with supoethim.
Brian says:
com elinve with me.
Brian says:
it'll be funny
Brian says:
i have the bastment now.
Brian says:
girls like to have sex in thbasment
Brian says:
i don't know nbujut they mignht
Brian says:
cory is taling jnout me, btuu i can't make ui tup staris.
Brian says:
fuck it.
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
i'm fucke dup ito oit sucks
Brian says:
stpo li apithi at me.
Mikey says:
well i should go man... i am really tired
Brian says:
i 'k, s;rr[u
Brian says:
mp. s;l yp , rmnpe@
Brian says:
nmo vs;yo p ,r mp mpe@
Mikey says:
pardon me? you seem to be slurring your letters
Brian says:
no ta;l to ,er mwp!
Brian says:
c;pse
Mikey says:
oh my...
Brian says:
now ta;l t mnwh
Brian says:
i can't asee/
Mikey says:
this is a new language isn't it
Brian says:
no, i',m juust drimlu
Brian says:
drunk
Brian says:
i have 16 beers, al;mpost 17
Mikey says:
you're drimlu? is that you'r Pagan name?
Brian says:
i can't feel; my face.
Brian says:
yes i8ne ;agan it's me new name
Brian says:
i like tho e drhhin cufck carea?
Brian says:
what you say?
Brian says:
i lik he the berrs erin npot byt sge bit ub nt ved
Brian says:
i likde to lick her ass
Brian says:
abd fuck her dodo
Brian says:
d
Mikey says:
hmm...
Brian says:
i can't se.e
Brian says:
cory is' mainkinf unnoon fme!
Brian says:
fukcer
Brian says:
!
Brian says:
ti need to spppber up.
Brian says:
i loveo myou mike
Brian says:
you the man.
Brian says:
my limit is no2 16 beers.
Brian says:
we went to th beervox, bvut tghyue ewer eo peoned, and i went to tbe couhnter and he splld me beeras!
Brian says:
beerbos
Brian says:
x
Brian says:
i 'm going to throw up ssooon.
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
talk fro a longer now.
Brian says:
i like the computer. io want tto fucker shaunss ssiter but she daid now.
Brian says:
no.
Mikey says:
oh shit man... you are so drunk i crapped my pants!
Brian says:
cool, not really i don't like to crap cpnats!
Brian says:
htat sucks!
Mikey says:
shauns sister is dead?
Brian says:
i'd suoc her ass!
Brian says:
he's a hottie!
Brian says:
i like to lick her asas if she let me.
Brian says:
hold on a sdec ogoing to pee
Mikey says:
ok brian i gotta go now though
Brian says:
now , you stay/
Brian says:
me dysy ypooo snf yslk yo you
Brian says:
miuke now the good guy
Mikey says:
night brian
Brian says:
no, you stay now
Brian says:
cory asys gu?
Brian says:
hey mike brians pretty drunk
Mikey says:
yeah i can see hehe
Brian says:
yah
Mikey says:
did you drink much?
Brian says:
ive ha a few but not as bad as brian
Brian says:
fuck brians on the floor laughting
Mikey says:
are his eyes doing that half closed thing?
Brian says:
i wish you could see this
Brian says:
yah
Brian says:
they are
Mikey says:
haha i know that look
Brian says:
ya ahahah
Brian says:
he wants to talk again
Mikey says:
ok
Brian says:
but hes too drunk
Brian says:
k
Brian says:
here
Brian says:
how i sit oging tmujke?
Mikey says:
hahahaha
Brian says:
i can type for mystif.
Mikey says:
for your stiff?
Mikey says:
shit man... that's not what that's for
Brian says:
tes tgeere are goiung to good for yom.
Brian says:
u xb;atr see abymore.
Mikey says:
Brian i have to go to bed now... it is 5 AM and i have to study
Brian says:
no, you stay now'
Brian says:
you dnodamnright have to study!
Mikey says:
night
Did you actually read this whole thing?!?! Shit man it is long. Never expected you to get all the way to the bottom...
Brian says:
mikey...
Mikey says:
... shh i am sleeping
Brian says:
a new personal bnest... 1`6.
Mikey says:
haha
Mikey says:
u drunk fool
Brian says:
i likke th beer.
Brian says:
i'm not drunk.
Mikey says:
where's IGA girl?
Brian says:
iu'm on 16.
Brian says:
9in my b3ecd.
Brian says:
bed
Mikey says:
whoa...
Brian says:
yes]
Brian says:
i like the berr
Mikey says:
u are messed like a squirrel
Brian says:
beer
Brian says:
squirrel?
Mikey says:
yeah
Brian says:
splain more
Mikey says:
man u are drunk
Brian says:
i like bte sgquirrel
Brian says:
i know!
Brian says:
i liknw rhw bwwr
Mikey says:
haha
Mikey says:
man go hump IGA girl
Mikey says:
is she still there?
Brian says:
i had a cuggin contest qith a girl and she licked my ass!
Brian says:
'
Brian says:
kicked, not licked
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
i'm on muy 17th beer
Brian says:
i can
Mikey says:
so you didn't answer... she is there still?
Brian says:
t wee
Brian says:
see
Brian says:
ye4p, she's in my bed
Brian says:
my ssisyer ius driving people home
Brian says:
another girl kissed me ghooeniite
Brian says:
it was funny
Mikey says:
hehe
Brian says:
she ane i had a chugging ccontest
Mikey says:
wait a minute... your sister wasthere?
Brian says:
she kicked my ass
Brian says:
yep
Brian says:
sister = transvestite was here
Brian says:
il ike the pussy
Brian says:
i don't wanna tryh to etet in her pants
Brian says:
me tooo driny
Brian says:
drunk
Brian says:
i lik e the beers
Mikey says:
hahah
Brian says:
i'm to drunk o do notuhin
Mikey says:
if i were you i would be ALL OVER her! The drunker i am the dirtier i get
Brian says:
wghy are tyou tilll up?
Brian says:
no , i can
Brian says:
t te g an irrection whe n i'm drunk
Mikey says:
i am off to bed right now actually
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
i 'm probablyh goin to char\f anyway.
Mikey says:
i can
Brian says:
now?
Brian says:
i'm drunk.
Mikey says:
haha, write me an email right now
Brian says:
im poong pa tp tjhow up now. i've had 16 beers.
Brian says:
np, no email.,, ii'm too drunk.
Brian says:
'
Brian says:
i like hthe porn
Brian says:
idunnop
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
well i;n going to jhouib a ghottie in bed.
Mikey says:
jhouib?
Brian says:
ifunon
Brian says:
i gf you awant to.
Brian says:
i like pouuusy.
Mikey says:
what?
Brian says:
idunno
Mikey says:
man you can't spell
Brian says:
ok, i'vve had 166 beers.
Brian says:
15
Brian says:
16
Mikey says:
166? whoa
Brian says:
it's kloinda cpnrifsomg/
Brian says:
suhut up
Mikey says:
mand have some water and Ibuprofen
Brian says:
oomp potawe; om;os
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
oghajwer poujta oatjowmm
Brian says:
o; o;jwole jhte pousa]
Mikey says:
what the hell are you sayng?!?!
Brian says:
whootps sring gkeys
Brian says:
i
Brian says:
m tooo druhnk to spellll
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
i drinak 16 beers
Mikey says:
man you are gonna HURT LIKE HELL tomorrow
Brian says:
o ;olj,me tje [issyhs
Brian says:
swjpp[s'
Brian says:
o ; ,mem tjat o wamt pt[ ;ome
Brian says:
da,m
Brian says:
o
Mikey says:
dude those aren't even close to words...
Brian says:
, pgpiont tp hirt tp,prrpw
Mikey says:
are you just mashingthe keyboard?
Brian says:
tyhis sucks
Brian says:
npo,. o
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
, tou[omg
Brian says:
il ikne the beets
Brian says:
beers
Brian says:
sorrty ui'm drubk
Mikey says:
oh man stop it i won't be able to sleep cause you're making me laugh too hard
Brian says:
tyou missed out on obne helluva party
Brian says:
i like hte pussys
Brian says:
fucker
Mikey says:
who all was there?
Brian says:
i'
Brian says:
m gpiong top charf
Brian says:
i had 16 beers!
Brian says:
beets!
Mikey says:
well... don't do it on the keyboard
Brian says:
beers
Mikey says:
I KNOW!!
Brian says:
no problem
Brian says:
i like t drink
Brian says:
erin kissed me goggndight
Brian says:
it was good
Mikey says:
that tops my record of 15... at least that is the most i REMEMBER drinkin
Brian says:
she and i kissedd gogodnight
Brian says:
i wand to fuck her
Mikey says:
Erin who?
Brian says:
she was hot
Brian says:
i like her good
Brian says:
like good!
Brian says:
i've beber goodn whis drunk with out throwing uyp,
Brian says:
i still ha ve half a ber bow iun front of me.
Brian says:
tou there?
Brian says:
nevermind
Mikey says:
yeah
Brian says:
ok
Mikey says:
well i am off to bed now
Brian says:
i;''m, going to thowo fup soon.
Mikey says:
i am too tired to stay up
Brian says:
stay alittle lpknger
Mikey says:
well make sure you hit the toilet or at least the sink
Brian says:
mike can i ask you a question?
Mikey says:
sure
Brian says:
how do you mana ge to stay by youself on a saturday noght?
Mikey says:
easy, i don't know anyone
Brian says:
i'm drunk , but i'm with my friends. shopt i can't feel my face.
Brian says:
i better not drink mno more
Brian says:
i likkkkke thie drunky
Brian says:
mikke
Brian says:
?
Mikey says:
yeah
Brian says:
i tknow that you are aparty guy, and you like the company pf people, but how do you stay by yourelf? tel;; me the truty?
Brian says:
truth?
Brian says:
svertyone
Brian says:
's m[[asesed out.
Brian says:
it suckes i'm the only on eup.
Brian says:
when i charf o it's goin to suck
Mikey says:
yes it will
Brian says:
hpw'ts ioitg;oinmg?
Brian says:
i want erin.
Mikey says:
how do i do it? easy... I DON'T KNOW ANYONE! who am i gonna go out with? and i have no car
Brian says:
she's hot and she smells good.
Brian says:
idunno, scone wup with supoethim.
Brian says:
com elinve with me.
Brian says:
it'll be funny
Brian says:
i have the bastment now.
Brian says:
girls like to have sex in thbasment
Brian says:
i don't know nbujut they mignht
Brian says:
cory is taling jnout me, btuu i can't make ui tup staris.
Brian says:
fuck it.
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
i'm fucke dup ito oit sucks
Brian says:
stpo li apithi at me.
Mikey says:
well i should go man... i am really tired
Brian says:
i 'k, s;rr[u
Brian says:
mp. s;l yp , rmnpe@
Brian says:
nmo vs;yo p ,r mp mpe@
Mikey says:
pardon me? you seem to be slurring your letters
Brian says:
no ta;l to ,er mwp!
Brian says:
c;pse
Mikey says:
oh my...
Brian says:
now ta;l t mnwh
Brian says:
i can't asee/
Mikey says:
this is a new language isn't it
Brian says:
no, i',m juust drimlu
Brian says:
drunk
Brian says:
i have 16 beers, al;mpost 17
Mikey says:
you're drimlu? is that you'r Pagan name?
Brian says:
i can't feel; my face.
Brian says:
yes i8ne ;agan it's me new name
Brian says:
i like tho e drhhin cufck carea?
Brian says:
what you say?
Brian says:
i lik he the berrs erin npot byt sge bit ub nt ved
Brian says:
i likde to lick her ass
Brian says:
abd fuck her dodo
Brian says:
d
Mikey says:
hmm...
Brian says:
i can't se.e
Brian says:
cory is' mainkinf unnoon fme!
Brian says:
fukcer
Brian says:
!
Brian says:
ti need to spppber up.
Brian says:
i loveo myou mike
Brian says:
you the man.
Brian says:
my limit is no2 16 beers.
Brian says:
we went to th beervox, bvut tghyue ewer eo peoned, and i went to tbe couhnter and he splld me beeras!
Brian says:
beerbos
Brian says:
x
Brian says:
i 'm going to throw up ssooon.
Mikey says:
haha
Brian says:
talk fro a longer now.
Brian says:
i like the computer. io want tto fucker shaunss ssiter but she daid now.
Brian says:
no.
Mikey says:
oh shit man... you are so drunk i crapped my pants!
Brian says:
cool, not really i don't like to crap cpnats!
Brian says:
htat sucks!
Mikey says:
shauns sister is dead?
Brian says:
i'd suoc her ass!
Brian says:
he's a hottie!
Brian says:
i like to lick her asas if she let me.
Brian says:
hold on a sdec ogoing to pee
Mikey says:
ok brian i gotta go now though
Brian says:
now , you stay/
Brian says:
me dysy ypooo snf yslk yo you
Brian says:
miuke now the good guy
Mikey says:
night brian
Brian says:
no, you stay now
Brian says:
cory asys gu?
Brian says:
hey mike brians pretty drunk
Mikey says:
yeah i can see hehe
Brian says:
yah
Mikey says:
did you drink much?
Brian says:
ive ha a few but not as bad as brian
Brian says:
fuck brians on the floor laughting
Mikey says:
are his eyes doing that half closed thing?
Brian says:
i wish you could see this
Brian says:
yah
Brian says:
they are
Mikey says:
haha i know that look
Brian says:
ya ahahah
Brian says:
he wants to talk again
Mikey says:
ok
Brian says:
but hes too drunk
Brian says:
k
Brian says:
here
Brian says:
how i sit oging tmujke?
Mikey says:
hahahaha
Brian says:
i can type for mystif.
Mikey says:
for your stiff?
Mikey says:
shit man... that's not what that's for
Brian says:
tes tgeere are goiung to good for yom.
Brian says:
u xb;atr see abymore.
Mikey says:
Brian i have to go to bed now... it is 5 AM and i have to study
Brian says:
no, you stay now'
Brian says:
you dnodamnright have to study!
Mikey says:
night
Did you actually read this whole thing?!?! Shit man it is long. Never expected you to get all the way to the bottom...
