Recent content by bonecraft7

Hey...I read that Nevermore was gonna be here the 27th with Opeth and Moonspell. The radio station plugs it as "with special guests: Nevermore" but the venue and ticketmaster say "Opeth, Devil Driver, and Moonspell". DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW FOR SURE?

LAst word: Archers New word: Robin Hood.

Yea, didn't they taste like spicy cheese dip?

yea, garlic triscuits kick ass....so do those Doritos in the green bag. I forgot the fucking name OF the doritos but let's be honest....All doritos are effectively Rancho Salsero or something of the matter. The color of the BAG is what makes them different because the names are...

IM ALL OUT OF FUCKING VEGGIE FLAVORED WHEAT THINS! ARRR! ...Wheat Thins are metal.

HOMOEROTICISM! GAH!...I mean.... Vanilla Coke.

I had this odd dream once. I was stuck in a high school and was forced to watch a talent show. So James Hetfield comes up to the stage in a cowboy hat and said "I wrote this song for the Colorado Backwoods, most beautiful country in America." and started playing "Nothing Else Matters". I woke...

Arguing over the internet is like winning a race in the special olympics... ...even if you win you're still fucking retarded. So I've decided to not get into my Metallica rant.

Jesus Christ....isn't Guerilla the shining bright ball of fucked up fraggle rock happiness in this darkened world? For the love of fucking god I hope he isn't an aspiring animator. He'd remake Sylvia Plath's "Bell Jar" into an anime.

I'm the one on the left. The wire coat hangar. I'm the wire coat hangar and this guy is a giant boil in my wirey neck.

Metallica is pretty extreme, yo. ....but on a serious note. You -have- to give dibs to alcoholics who get themselves back on the right track. That's got to be really tough. (and let's face it...Hetfield's a bigtime alcoholic. Explain Unforgiven 2.)

yea, somewhere and someplace I wish that these bands like the white stripes and sonic youth would learn to PLAY THEIR FUCKING INSTRUMENTS.

I should do that for the Opeth concert.

i dont have a pic of my boobs but I have a pic of my mug if my *kicks* fucking webhosting site with wake up.

Also enlisted were Shaffer's new posse Michael Jackson, Bruce Campbell, and the sitcom star Fonzie ...alongside them a German named Hansi. "Aaayyy" Said fonzie in a moment of delight. "Aaaay" Said Hansi, causing Fonzie to fright. "Now now boys, we can all play together." Said Cthulu with...