Recent content by Dark_Jester

Ha ha ha, WHAT!? This is priceless! :lol:

InsignifiCunt? Christ, just read this. Praying it's a joke...I think I need to lie down.

To the Siren of the Atlantean Shores, in the name of the Far-reaching Empire of Torak-Thor, the Armada of the Pirate Lord Q'Oth, and the Dark Jester, I wish you a very happy birthday, a harem of beautiful mermen and a salubrious and, dare I say it, illustrious time. Keep smiling Siren :)

440. Salami is a liar.

What is this BULLSHIT? Good to see you too Naku. And you, Malky. Nice to see the old guard back in action. We need badges or something. :grin:

Hails and well met Villain, welcome back from the ether. Glad to hear you're alive and well. :)

Instrumental metal and not one mention of Apocalyptica? Songs such as 'Somewhere Around Nothing', 'Drive' and 'Heat' are pretty good instrumentals with a strong metal feel. You could also try Mago De Oz's 'El Callejon Del Infierno', but good luck finding it, seems outside of Spain it's quite...

The Muffin Man, indigenous to BakeryTown (TM) is a rare and elusive character, only being seen when he wishes to be. There are many rumours as to why he is so private an individual. Some comment on his history, about a young muffin out to see the world. Young Muffin, anxious to learn more of...

*Steals some popcorn*

You're lucky you've got a choice about the life bit.

You dare outgay me?!?

Poseidon, king of all the ocean. Poseidon was slightly confused, as Siren had just said she was going to buy some milk and had walked out, and that had been three months ago. To say that the trident-bearing beard-fish was unhappy would be so gross a misunderstatement that it should be censored...

should pay Dark Jester the legal fees he still owed. Marduk replied

Sure that isn't swearing AT god? ;)

Sure! Pay my airfare :p