Muffin Man

[fuathach]

Dear micke Stanne. do you know the Muffin man?

 

[Magrathean]

Isn't this considered :Spam:?

 

[King Chaos]

Yes agreed the man.
And it tastes good with ham.
But not so great with jam.
Try it with a bit of lamb
processed in an aluminium can.
Eat it in the sun and you'll maybe get a tan.

 

[La Rocque]

^^ knows much about spaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm

 

[Magrathean]

Intrigued i am.
Continue rhyming, man.

 

[King Chaos]

So a guy called dan
went to build a damb
but was confronted by a ram
so he dropped his tools and ran
back to his friend sam
who was fucking his wife pam
to celebrate ramadan
Dan was not a fan
of religious fests in jan
So he took a shit in the van
and with a gun in his hand
went back to fight the ram
which he shot dead. BAM!

 

[Lina]

 

[Magrathean]

It's (almost) as though people were begging to be banned (or at least mildly scolded).

And screw me for asking for more and allowing for the funny rhyming to be ruined.

 

[rahvin]

i was mildly interested to see where this was going to go. there's always time to close/delete.

also, nobody had replied to this thread until undo pointed out that this thread was probably not worth replying to. enough with the armchair moderation already.

 

[Nitronium Blood]

Metal.

 

[Dark_Jester]

The Muffin Man, indigenous to BakeryTown (TM) is a rare and elusive character, only being seen when he wishes to be. There are many rumours as to why he is so private an individual. Some comment on his history, about a young muffin out to see the world. Young Muffin, anxious to learn more of the secrets of self-raising flour, made a pilgrimage to the far-off lands of Kitchonia. There he found that knowledge always comes at a price. Violated, yet now wise beyond his years, the Muffin Man returned to BakeryTown, a swathe of gingerbread women left half eaten in his path. Where he had discovered this brutish sweet-tooth, no-one is quite sure. They only know that the local constabulary was very interested in Mr. Man. He remained hidden from the public eye however, emerging periodically from his nihilistic, pugilistic lair to sate his culinary desires. Does loneliness eat away at him? Does he find himself devoured by loathing and regret? No-one truly knows, they only hear the morbid laughter and smacking of lips from deep underneath the candy-coated streets of BakeryTown (TM).

And they tremble.

Alternatively, it may be that the muffin man is in fact none other than Robert Downey Jr.

 

[Magrathean]

enough with the armchair moderation already.

This could mean what i think it means, but i'm not sure. I'd appreciate it if you could explain.

[Muffin Man story]

 

[La Rocque]

This says it all and its all you need to know:

you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin

Aerosmith - walk this way

 

[rahvin]

This could mean what i think it means, but i'm not sure. I'd appreciate it if you could explain.

"armchair moderation" - like, i imagine, "armchair" anything else - defines the habit of suggesting acts of forum moderation from the comfort of what i can only assume is an armchair, while not - in fact - sitting on the throne of thorns of moderation itself. i think it mimicks the idea of armchair sport team coaches.

 

[Kovenant84]

The Muffin Man, indigenous to BakeryTown (TM) is a rare and elusive character, only being seen when he wishes to be. There are many rumours as to why he is so private an individual. Some comment on his history, about a young muffin out to see the world. Young Muffin, anxious to learn more of the secrets of self-raising flour, made a pilgrimage to the far-off lands of Kitchonia. There he found that knowledge always comes at a price. Violated, yet now wise beyond his years, the Muffin Man returned to BakeryTown, a swathe of gingerbread women left half eaten in his path. Where he had discovered this brutish sweet-tooth, no-one is quite sure. They only know that the local constabulary was very interested in Mr. Man. He remained hidden from the public eye however, emerging periodically from his nihilistic, pugilistic lair to sate his culinary desires. Does loneliness eat away at him? Does he find himself devoured by loathing and regret? No-one truly knows, they only hear the morbid laughter and smacking of lips from deep underneath the candy-coated streets of BakeryTown (TM).

And they tremble.

Alternatively, it may be that the muffin man is in fact none other than Robert Downey Jr.

And here I was, nearly certain he was going to be one of the main bosses in Ahn'Qiraj. Oh well, looks like we'll have to get more than a 20-man together to take him down.

~kov.

 

[Magrathean]

rahvin: Oh, okay then. I'll try to stop making comments of the sort.

 

[Rusty]

"armchair moderation" - like, i imagine, "armchair" anything else - defines the habit of suggesting acts of forum moderation from the comfort of what i can only assume is an armchair, while not - in fact - sitting on the throne of thorns of moderation itself. i think it mimicks the idea of armchair sport team coaches.

I post (well...) lying down in bed. Calling me a bed moderator would make me seem something of a sexual performance judge though, which is quite a significant distance from truthfulness. Whatever are we to do?

Incidentally, for reasons best kept to myself I was considering answering Lina's "muffin man" pic from Google with one of a Spoonerism of that phrase. Needless to say the results weren't really suitable for such a family forum.

 

[King Chaos]

Because it involved penetration of the bum
known because of pics taken by my mum
of your parents sucking poo and saying yum (ooer)

They know not of what they done.
For the good of the yourth in the 2001
sorry, 2006... im so dumb

...

 

[Magrathean]

Gav... are you on drugs or something?

 

[King Chaos]

Actually. Probably.