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    Albums currently kicking your ass

    Jesus fucking Christ, you're one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen online. Go choke on a bag of dicks, douchebag. Yes, typing in such flowery language is as pretentious as you can get. You come across like a total and complete tool. It's hilarious. No wonder this community died...
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    Jesu: Conquerer

    After all these years I think Silver is better than Conqueror. Sorry Speed. You were right all along.
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    Albums currently kicking your ass

    You could slip on some ice tomorrow, crack your head open on the pavement, and bleed out in minutes. You don't know that I'll die before you. Age is no guarantee of that. And my taste has been cultivated over decades and by listening to thousands of records. My frame of reference dwarfs...
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    Albums currently kicking your ass

    How'd I know that was gonna be your retort. Your kind is too predictable.
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    Albums currently kicking your ass

    Lay off the thesaurus poindexter
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    Prog-Rock Essentials

    Well I don't listen to Porcupine Tree or Anekdoten anymore. I'd replace those with King Crimson - Discipline (1980) and Yes - Fragile (1971).
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    Albums currently kicking your ass

    Also it gets better junior. You'll get out into the wonderful world of reality and realize that most people don't care that you take ramrods up your ass on the nightly. Middle school will be over before you know it.
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    Albums currently kicking your ass

    I was listening to metal when you were in diapers junior, respect your elders
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    The Thread Where You Talk About Music You Like

    Sucks for the fans. I thought the last Vektor album was pretty boring though, went in one ear and out the other. I tried several times and nothing stuck with me. I liked the previous one though. Tighter, punchier, and catchier. Still a bit overwrought though.
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    np

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    Albums currently kicking your ass

    You take that back Aaron is a beautiful soul Just one more ingredient in the stew of awfulness. Not the worst ingredient, that would be the awfully repetitive songwriting, but one of the ingredients.
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    Albums currently kicking your ass

    I listen to tons and tons of metal in languages I don't understand and I never look up the translations. I remember looking up the lyrics to one of my favorite death metal records, None So Vile by Cryptopsy, and thinking "there's no fucking way these grunts correspond to these lyrics." I...
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    Albums currently kicking your ass

    Can't even understand what they are saying and I don't care. Lyrics don't even matter that much. The problem with Warning is more how fucking awful that voice sounds. Almost as annoying as Neutral Milk Hotel vocals. I can't stand that kind of strained vocal where it sounds like the singer is...
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    Albums currently kicking your ass

    Whatever, the album isn't even 10% as good as the worst My Dying Bride record so there's really nothing more that needs to be said here.