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so youre the one responsible for invading iraq?

youll never take the world as long as im alive

bach's new band is going to kill.

damn, hitler knows how to get down.

for metal: the haunted, annihilator, death angel, death, dissection, dethroned, emperor, black dahlia murder, trivium, cynic, testament, overkill, anthrax, iron maiden, stone, kreator, forbidden, iced earth, lamb of god, bodom of course, morbid angel, insomnium, at the gates, dew-scented...

lets cut the bullshit. when does the orgy start.

dooo youu really want to huuurt mee?

i laughed, then i remembered i had a penis. sometimes i wish i was a woman, cuz it sounds like they have better orgasms.

what you need is more alcohol. you know how i prevent hangovers? i drink a shit load of water while i drink beer, eat afterwards. the following morning i start my day off with some alcohol, food (like eggs), gatorade, and more water. im golden afterwards.

whats goin on marin, hows chi town lately.

i moved outta jersey into georgia.

must be nice. been down there quite a few times, but i prefer wildwood.

baby: (i can see down her blouse!) half pint: "this is the shit, i cant believe ive been missing out on baby food all these years!"

almost 6 fuckin hours man.

i took a cute shit this morning. hows that for cute.