Recent content by Protocol

Sup noobs. Yo Eddy! Can we get some more old-timers in here?

Hey Fevermist, how do you find out your number? Mark at one point said there was only a handful of joiners in April. If well over 100 is a handful then there must've been a shitload in May.

Do not play wow if you value your life. Digital crack cocaine.

I feel so outside, I never had a virginity. Oh, wait. I'm a man... Seriously though, what counts as sex? I've been playing kinky with girls since I was 4.

you could keep her around for the sex while you look for something better. this is the manly thing to do! just don't tell her that.

I think it was the Opeth site, but I'm not sure. It was a long ass time ago (a week or so after um went live in 2001) and I'm not sure Opeth would've had a link already by then. Mark? Do you know the exact date Opeth came here? (And when did you go live? I know this has been discussed at...

None art more lonely and desperate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudoku

Aw, I'd much rather be stupid than ignorant. =(

That's not a compliment! But ok, see if you can get hold of the pilot for a BBC tv series called Fur TV. It's basically wanking muppets. Hilarious. All will be explained within.

I'm sorry, "on at" does not parse, I must be too stupid to understand your enlightened words! North Side Kings is apparently the name. I hope they get bludgeoned by south side, in a friendly caring sort of manner.

I like your humor bruxia, keep up the good work. Here's porn: hotnasty

Napster baaaaad! Fire goood!

You're still an asshole! You're still an asshole! What band does that song in the clip where danzip gets his sorry ass kicked?

You're very hairy. (No really, it's a compliment!)