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I like it! This google dude seems to have a lot in common with me. And I agree with him about the low one of Norrman being caviar. This brings up the question which kind of food the high one of Norrman and the other boys are. Pommes frites? Baguettes? Croissants? Roquefort?

The dark and lonely winter nights inspired me to write some poetry, I wanna share it with you. Please tell me your honest opinions. Do I have talent? Fred- you make me so glad - is fucking in my bed - is buried by the dead - I hope you like this thread Mattias - drink...

The dark and lonely winter nights inspired me to write some poetry, I wanna share it with you. Please tell me your honest opinions. Do I have talent? Fred- you make me so glad - is fucking in my bed - is buried by the dead - I hope you like this thread Mattias - drink...

My christmas present for you is a good advice: Eat more fish! It has a lot of Omega 3 which is good for people who suffer from migraine. Also good against many other diseases- depression, cancer etc. And it even helps to make better babies! Particularly people who eat a lot of fast food tend to...

Rockstars! Rockstars! Katatonia are going to be big rockstars, yooppyjei!!!!! So if there`ll be 5 of each member I suggest: -a normal one (industrial- depressed) -a heavy metal one (posing with instruments and hair) -nude (requested and discussed here so many times- it has to happen one...

You might shorten waiting for the new kata-album by discovering this wonderful band from denmark. Seldom, music impressed me more than this masterpiece an I think, kata-Fans should lend an ear to this band too; They have everything I like in music and what I also find in katas music, like...

Fred!!!!!!!!!! My best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I`m so happy you were born today! I will come to your party, I know where you live! Now singing: Happy birthday to Fred

So much talking about naked girls and naked Katatonias! Isn`t there anyone who would like to see a naked ape in the video? I am always naked and nobody films me. Maybe I should move to a zoo and wait for Japanese tourists, they film everything. Now playing: Alphaville- Big in Japan

My Twin- very cool music indeed. I listened to it 53988 times but I still don`t understand which song is this supposed to be? I searched through my whole Whitesnake collection but I couldn`t find the original. It seems Katatonia have changed the song so much that not even the title stayed the...

An acoustic album- well, why not! Those guys could even record their very private toilet noises on a double cd, I would certainly buy it. Imagine the shitting and pissing of each member regularly recorded every day during, let`s say, one month. Very inspiring, it would truly kick the shit out...

Latest news: Anders is right now working on a Whitesnake tribute album. All alone, because the rest of Katatonia doesn`t like Whitesnake. Anders has asked David Coverdale to help out with some backing vocals. David has not replied. Next problem is that Anders can`t play drums, so he has asked...

I don't like Dream Theater, that's why I usually think of Katatonia when I listen to DT, it makes the whole situation more pleasant.

The Mars Volta or nothing at all. Or maybe I walk beside you from Dream Theater, oooops sorry, that joke is old...

For those of you who want to have some really good monkey fun: Listen to "I walk beside you" from the new Dream Theater album- it's a scandalous ripp off of Katatonias Murder! DT have changed it a bit, the vocals are more cheesy and they took out the metal and replaced it with pop. Or cock...