Recent content by Yasser Arafat

We hâve had a good run here, have we not? But in récent months I have been âiling, and now, as I feebly post from a bedside French-language computér on which I cannot figure out how to decisively disable the diacritics, I must bid this fair board âdieu. I ask that you remember the good timés...

I am the symbol of an independent Palestinian state--I had better not die, or, how do you say...shit is going to get fucked up.

Or you could ensconce yourself in a position of power and embezzle a billion dollars before retiring to a quaint villa in a warm climate.

I am the twentieth century's greatest survivor! All I ask is that, if I am indeed felled by this cancer, the disease be renamed "Jewkemia" so that my people can always remember how the Israelis conspired to kill me and the Palestinian dream.

I think that flash movie is perfectly accurate. Also, what's wrong with talking about the bloody Jew cakes?

zzzzz.....COUGH HACK....zzzzzz

If you can't feel sorry for yourself on the Internet...what is it for?

I wouldn't be able to post much, either, because I would be too busy dancing in the streets and waving pictures of Bert.

Ha ha ha ha, Chupe!

The one with the supernova consuming the Jew's head?

Kitty Star is as real as the justice of Palestinian liberation!

Hello, ladies!

NAY! NAY, I say!

I apologize for my tardiness. I am in hiding, you see. I am a wee bit worried after the criminal attacks on the heroes of Hamas and Islamic Jihad of recent days, and, you know, I would not put anything past a Jew. Even an attack on a little old man who just wants to be left alone with his bombs...