Åmg I just saw an ufo

Cris said:
Jack Nicholson is too cool to be true.
I bet he´s an alien.

Everyone knows Mars Attacks was a movie made by Aliens (Tim Burton is an Alien). They want you to think that shitty old people music kills Aliens, so when you try it for the real invasion you get owned by wicked lightning guns.

Their plan failed when people realized it was a bad movie though :(
 
UFO doesn't mean aliens, it means something unidentifiable. Could be millitary craft that is top secret.

But if it was a space ship, then thats cool.

I once saw some strange things going on in the sky. Very fast moving orbs of light that streaked across the sky and then faded away. My attentin was brought to it by a friend who was just gazing into the sky as we were talking about stuff while sitting on a small dam.

From what I have heard about aliens from the numbers things that I have watched and read is this, Reptilian ones come from a system near the constellation Draco, Greys were enslaved by the Reptilians and then genetically engineered by them to be slaves. That is why they are trying to make hybrids because of cloning their dna has become weak and they are unable to reproduce sexually. Then there are the Nordics as mentioned above that look more like blond haired people who are very tall. Supposedly they are nicer. I have also heard that sometimes ones that look like greys are Reptilians in space suits and the dark eyes is to protect from the suns light.
Also, apparently, the greys can not grab things with their hands, and use telepathy to paralyze and control people, and reptilian hands are more like snakes where there isn't really bone definition but more of a muscle thing.

Sounds like an Overactive Imagination. The craziest thing i read was about how to make brain shields to prevent them from paralyzing you. Pretty funny.
 
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i was dead scared of being abducted by aliens when i was a kid.
Nowadays, i'm big enough to beat the living shit out of one :lol:

and hey, if they paralyze me or shit like that, at least my homo past will make things easier when the time for anal probing comes :p
 
Raistlin Majere said:
its called....
the satellite.
Satellites orbit, they don't move side to side in the sky, nor do they stay still on the same position for some time, nor do they change colours or flicker.
 
o_O it's a radioactive giant bird that glows.... it destroyed your brain with its laser sight, now you all turn to mutants. and die. :ill: :cry: stupid birds