10 FOOT PENIS...........

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

You know you're an absolute pervert if you're touching a whale's penis and imagining how it'd feel up your ass.

a whale penis inside a human's ass?
is that even physically possible?

 

[El Stormo]

I'll bet it can fit up your ass.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

I'll bet it can fit up your ass.

maybe mellissa's ass
her ass is more spacious than her pussy

 

[El Stormo]

*ignores*

 

[ZANEX]

Seriously. I have a tattoo on my penis that says "LOOP". When I get excited or aroused it reads "LOLLIPOP". I'm sorry, sucky joke.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I would bite a whale's penis just to see its reaction.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I don't like this thread, get rid of it.!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

That... is the most impressive thing that I have ever seen.

 

[flying_whale]

what a facial that whale would provide...damn!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Seriously. I have a tattoo on my penis that says "LOOP". When I get excited or aroused it reads "LOLLIPOP". I'm sorry, sucky joke.

i don't ever want to see you near a playground.

 

[Dead Winter]

M Bison

You rule.

 

[neal]

 

[derek]

 

[azal]

fuckin gomez adams

 

[azal]

also Jean Claude Van Damme quotable:

Street Fighter was corny to me. But there were nice things. I got to see the land of Australia and had a mini-affair with Kylie Minogue. If you ever see her, say hello for me to Kylie

 

[Liverslapper]

fuck ron jeremey or whatever....watch Mandingo's porn...

 

[neal]

yeh, no thanks. see, im into chicks, NOT dudes with mutant horse peni.

 

[Liverslapper]

how do you know he has a mutant horse penis

 

[neal]

cause someone was like "ron jermey has a huge wang" and you're like"fuck him, watch mandingo" stupid as i am i was somehow able to put that together.

 

[Liverslapper]

wanna see his penis anyway?