101 Rules Of Black Metal (Grimmage)

[King Richard]

HJHAHAHAhahahaHAHahahAHAHAHahahaha that list fucking rules!!!

 

[Hammer of Might]

Actually, far from being the conventions of black metal, I would be surprised if any band actually conformed to every one of those silly points.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i'm drunk

you're all gay

 

[Death Animal]

i'm drunk

you're all gay

Man you have to make new Thread for that.

 

[CF87]

What about the rule if one of your friend starts selling out go into the woods so he thinks you both are going to do something 'grim', but really you stab him to death for being a poser.

That would be a troo rule of black metal.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

corpse paint is the dumbest shit ever!

 

[The_Isle]

I'm surprised there are some people like Amarantus who haven't seen this ages ago.

 

[King Richard]

I figured the extremely long HAHA would have been a telling sign of my sarcasm. I was wrong.

 

[Impudent]

I enjoyed the list. That was the first time I'd seen it.

 

[Nico]

i'm drunk

you're all gay

I thought you didn't drink.

 

[skeptik]

I didn't even know they served alcohol that far up one's own ass.

 

[Susperia]

Amarantus: I got your sarcasm. I know you don't normally laugh.

 

[earthwormzim]

This list is, indeed, old. But, nevertheless, it was funny. Same goes for Ace Ventura. It was hilarious the first time around, but was lame every other time I saw it.

And the interesting thing about these rules, is that, ironically enough, they are truly typical of most black metal elitist fags (well, metal elitists fags in general).

 

[Jesse Pohjalainen]

What about the rule if one of your friend starts selling out go into the woods so he thinks you both are going to do something 'grim', but really you stab him to death for being a poser.

That would be a troo rule of black metal.

Been there done that

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Ok,help me out here cuz I lost the score !
How many times have I read these rules in a thread ?

 

[Mythos Inibri]

I'm getting closer to owning all Darkthrone releases but i actually listen to them.your list is not very funny though :-(

 

[King Richard]

Amarantus: I got your sarcasm. I know you don't normally laugh.

Actually, I laugh all of the time when I read alot of people's replies to stuff. You just can't see it being that it's the internet and all.

 

[Susperia]

O rly

 

[CF87]

Been there done that

Me too

 

[King Richard]

O rly

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