17,000!

[Liverslapper]

 

[Captain Beard]

imagining? You could probably purchase video if you asked.

 

[Chromatose]

I need 3 more posts, STAT

 

[Chromatose]

well I guess by saying that I took care of 1

 

[Chromatose]

shazzam

 

[Liverslapper]

oh snap!

 

[Captain Beard]

*farts*

 

[Liverslapper]

OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Don't make me come over there and start tugging tentacles.

don't do that, you'll make derick cry!

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm not gonna pull his, Cara'd get mad and rape me with no lube.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Odin knows I accidentally scratched my ear with one this morning.

that's Stretch. he's like the slinky dog from Toy Story and can, in fact, extend the 1200 or so miles from maryland to california

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'm not gonna pull his, Cara'd get mad and rape me with no lube.

after a while the blood would take care of everything

 

[Captain Beard]

Far too friendly, your penises are. even tried to clean my toes.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

79+ posts in two days. Not bad.

 

[Chromatose]

You are a champion of the internets.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Wheres my goddamn medal. Or free visit to shlongcocktown.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

in soviet russia, schlongcocktown visits you. at night. in bed. repeatedly.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Max, I still remember the days when you were Wolftribe. seem such a long time ago.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and i remember when were all innocent of the wonders of cocktown. *sighs wistfully*

 

[Lord Foul]

and i remember when were all innocent of the wonders of cocktown. *sighs wistfully*

You do? Weird, I have almost no memories from when I was 8