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over in the

 

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suburbs of Calgary,

 

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the royal duck

 

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declared war against

 

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the evil preditorial

 

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basketball players, who

 

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were hairier than

 

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Blaze Bayley's armpits.

 

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And they smelled

 

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freshly cut lilacs,

 

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even though it

 

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was February, and

 

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mom told them

 

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not to awaken

 

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Gumby. He would

 

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be very cranky

 

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and cry until

 

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someone gave him

 

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oatmeal on the

 

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