3 word story

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blue oyster cult.

 

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Gumby also likes

 

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green eggs and spam.

 

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Green eggs are

 

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undesirable due to

 

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the abundance of

 

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repulsive slimy scales.

 

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These slimy scales

 

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come from lack

 

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of blueberry muffins.

 

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Mmmm, blueberry muffins

 

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taste good unless

 

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they are made

 

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with raw sewage.

 

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I didn't see that coming!

Duckattack is twisted

 

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due to his

 

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love of ducks.

 

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Psychiatrists agree that

 

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too much attraction

 

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between members of