3 word story

[Lhorian]

which makes me

 

[Caelestia]

a monkey's uncle."

 

[duckattack]

Monkey's uncles are

 

[Caelestia]

known to be

 

[duckattack]

wiser than most

 

[Caelestia]

because of their

 

[duckattack]

ability to persuade

 

[Caelestia]

even the most

 

[Incendiare]

mentally balanced people

 

[Metal Maiden]

to loudly sing

 

[Lhorian]

popsongs and enjoy

 

[duckattack]

inserting flaming pencils

 

[kittie_bread]

into their neighbours'

 

[Lhorian]

cats and dogs

 

[Fractured]

+ and -

 

[Lhorian]

will be as

 

[Steve]

bad as a

 

[duckattack]

N'Sync concert in

 

[Steve]

non northern australia

 

[duckattack]

but better than