3 word story

[Caelestia]

piercing your eyeballs

 

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with a nail

 

[duckattack]

. This angered Liberace,

 

[Caelestia]

who devoured dozens

 

[$t0n3r]

of little, green

 

[Caelestia]

pro golfers with

 

[duckattack]

bulging biceps and

 

[Incendiare]

Jehovah's Witnesses certificates

 

[duckattack]

which grant them

 

[Steve]

political asylum in

 

[stormy]

time to get

 

[Steve]

a free beer

 

[duckattack]

from the frozen

 

[Caelestia]

depths of heaven.

 

[psykopain]

when drinking the

 

[Caelestia]

Smurf King's wine

 

[duckattack]

it is impolite

 

[Caelestia]

to scratch your

 

[duckattack]

neighbor's ears with

 

[Caelestia]

week-old ostrich poo