3 word story

[Niklas]

buckle to hold

 

[charnee]

loose objects like

 

[Niklas]

guitars, battle-axes etc

 

[Profanity]

which he used

 

[Steve]

to make some

 

[duckattack]

lemonade. Every night

 

[Farslayer]

while rubbing his

 

[embattler]

black inverted cross

 

[Steve]

and white flaming

 

[Niklas]

jewish hill goat

 

[stormy]

on the hot

 

[Profanity]

lady of bodom

 

[coronerox]

but suddenly the

 

[Profanity]

boner of the

 

[Niklas]

magic long shlong

 

[Steve]

of oompa loompa

 

[duckattack]

starting breathing fire

 

[Steve]

at michael jackson

 

[duckattack]

who moonwalked away

 

[Niklas]

to nevernever land