3 word story

[Profanity]

which penetrated all

 

[Caelestia]

crevices, saturating them

 

[Niklas]

with uber snot

 

[duckattack]

and caused a

 

[charnee]

earthquake and then

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Sally Struthers came

 

[$t0n3r]

running and tripped

 

[Profanity]

the glass of

 

[stormy]

something very cold

 

[mrweijia]

which heated up

 

[Steve]

quickly when he

 

[NaTaSMAI]

grabbed the big

 

[duckattack]

can of sauerkraut

 

[MRBEAST]

that smelled like

 

[duckattack]

patchouli. Seventeen hippies

 

[NaTaSMAI]

were smoking weed

 

[duckattack]

at a funeral

 

[mrweijia]

for their dead

 

[Niklas]

volkswagen beetle, called

 

[Caelestia]

The Purple Nurple,