3 word story

[gatedropper]

thrusted the largest

 

[Spike]

dildo ever seen

 

[Ethereal Sage]

width-ways far beyond

 

[Spike]

limits of human

 

[gatedropper]

comprehension and deeper

 

[Spike]

meaning was inherited

 

[Ethereal Sage]

through the resulting

 

[Spike]

loss of consciousness

 

[angeleyes]

which exploded in

 

[gatedropper]

a tremendous array

 

[Ethereal Sage]

of finely minced

 

[coronerox]

but without his

 

[Ethereal Sage]

pet microphone named

 

[Spike]

Qubert, he couldn't

 

[Falconspirit]

sing one of

 

[gatedropper]

two death metal

 

[Falconspirit]

songs he wrote

 

[gatedropper]

so he hired

 

[Spike]

a transvestite ventrilouquist

 

[gatedropper]

who's dummy was