3 word story

[Falconspirit]

very fat but

 

[Ethereal Sage]

well proportioned for

 

[gatedropper]

Miniature Potato Headed

 

[chris-o-fer]

dwarves. Just then,

 

[gatedropper]

in a fit

 

[Ethereal Sage]

of uncontrolled stupidity

 

[Spike]

the ventrilouquist launched

 

[Ethereal Sage]

several ribald berrations

 

[gatedropper]

towards straight homosexuals

 

[Spike]

in the direction

 

[gatedropper]

of Joe Dirt.

 

[angeleyes]

who got himself

 

[Ethereal Sage]

in a sticky

 

[Falconspirit]

situation, so he

 

[Ethereal Sage]

did what any

 

[Spike]

straight-laced yokel would

 

[gatedropper]

do. He drove

 

[Pessimism]

out of town

 

[chris-o-fer]

to his mom's

 

[gatedropper]

ketchup farm and