3 word story

[kill_your_enemies]

if they eat

 

[outrageous]

raw pigs testicles

 

[Ethereal Sage]

that are still

 

[Deadly]

hanging on pigs.

 

[kill_your_enemies]

that are submerged

 

[Ethereal Sage]

in sticky toffee

 

[Khaos_McDoom]

and rotten blood

 

[Incendiare]

. Occasionally, Jesus Christ

 

[chris-o-fer]

farts in church

 

[outrageous]

and blames the

 

[Ethereal Sage]

priest whom holds

 

[outrageous]

the wicked liquor

 

[Ethereal Sage]

under his cloak.

 

[outrageous]

The priest demands

 

[Ethereal Sage]

total, unrelenting submission

 

[outrageous]

towards deranged monkeys

 

[Ethereal Sage]

with an appetite

 

[kill_your_enemies]

that always demands

 

[Ethereal Sage]

5-star service

 

[gatedropper]

and banana splits