3 word story

[risnercharles]

and the water

 

[Ethereal Sage]

washes away the

 

[risnercharles]

items left in

 

[Ethereal Sage]

their trouser pockets.

 

[outrageous]

They shit on

 

[Ethereal Sage]

underwater dwarven lumberjacks

 

[outrageous]

cutting down trees

 

[risnercharles]

then the lumberjacks

 

[outrageous]

shit on you

Go the shit theme!

 

[risnercharles]

then i get

 

[Ethereal Sage]

out my trusty

 

[outrageous]

red stanly knife

 

[risnercharles]

and start to

 

[outrageous]

carve initials into

 

[Ethereal Sage]

my left breast

 

[risnercharles]

but then i

 

[outrageous]

scream in pain

 

[risnercharles]

and turn to

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Dr. Phil for

 

[outrageous]

helpful advice NOT.