3 word story

[Falconspirit]

That's why the

 

[Pessimism]

extremely anal cats

 

[Tongue_Ring]

are anal today.

 

[Darkstone]

Nobody knew why

 

[Impudent]

they were anal

 

[explosive.device]

but who cares.

 

[Darkstone]

Looking back at

 

[Impudent]

me was a

 

[Darkstone]

wolf with dark

 

[-Demonium-]

mystical powers and

 

[Darkstone]

talons so sharp

 

[Falconspirit]

that it could

 

[Impudent]

rip through steel!

 

[-Demonium-]

So he lunged

 

[Tubbs]

at my momma

 

[Anonymous]

's gigantic manwich

 

[Impudent]

to eat it

 

[Tongue_Ring]

, then he ate

 

[Falconspirit]

a very salty

 

[Impudent]

cracker with some