3 word story

[Tubbs]

ate his monkey.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

Wearing a Speedo

 

[Tubbs]

is a terrible

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

way to service

 

[Darkstone]

the guy who

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

used a funnel

 

[Tubbs]

for your mishaps,

 

[Impudent]

on rare occasion

 

[Darkstone]

a black cat

 

[Falconspirit]

would suddenly pop

 

[Darkstone]

out of nowhere

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

with funny hats

 

[Darkstone]

stuck to its

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

enormous anal region.

 

[Falconspirit]

But that doesn't

 

[Darkstone]

stop it from

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

smearing cream cheese

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

on baby elephants

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

with a toothbrush

 

[Impudent]

or a comb.