5 Reasons To Love England

[nik]

1. We are not fucking french
2. The Beatles ,you gotta love them SCOUSE fucks
3. Bass beer
4. YOU all speak our fucking tongue.............
5. We invented Football.

Now give me your countrys top 5.........
unless your fucking French cause you got fuck all to be happy about.........

shit nearly forgot
6. we won the fucking 100m relay HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE YOU ALL

 

[The13thCandle]

1. We are not fucking french
2. We only say Fag when speaking of a homo.
3. South Park.
4. We play a better version of football.
5. It doesnt rain 80% of the time.


This was done as a joke. dont take offense at any of it.

 

[nik]

Nice... hey dont forget you also play butch rounders and netball oh and your football is rugby for FAGS.....
Oh but hey your not french....South Park rules.. .
REMEMBER ......AVIN A LAUGH .
Top 5 for the french

1.....
2.....
3.....
4.....
5.........ur we not elephant washers, soap dodgers (shit we are!!!!)

 

[Buzzard]

1- best food in the world
2- Best pussy in the world
3- Breast implants
4- Lots of fun towns
5- did I mention Breast Implants?
wooo hoooo

 

[madcheese9377]

1.)Ultimatemetal
2.)Billy Milano
3.)Neil Turbin
4.)Everybody loves Raymond
5.)FOOD

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

5 reasons to love America:

1. Best pussy
2. Awesome Metal bands
3. Great food
4. WWE
5. Did I mention pussy

 

[madcheese9377]

1.)Stupid people
2.)no nude beaches, you know the fat people will be there first and nude.
3.)Great music stores
4.)FOOOD!
5.)The man show

 

[CoverUinOil]

Fuck England - Go France
1. we dont have hooligans morrons roaming around stadiums
2. bass beer sux
3. our food is better than yours
4. french football players are all favorites in the english league
5. we're not inbreads

 

[madcheese9377]

Fuck England - Go France
1. we dont have hooligans morrons roaming around stadiums
2. bass beer sux
3. our food is better than yours
4. french football players are all favorites in the english league
5. we're not inbreads

Thats classic!

 

[johnnieCzech]

hehe I give you few reasons why love czech republic (ever heard about?)

1. Pilsner beer
2. hockey team
3. soccer team
4. shitloads of bombshell chicks
5. kick-ass metal audience