a classic Rage Area post

[jdelpi]

Okay, I was looking through my old 3.5" disks (remember? the things we used before ZIP and CDRs?) and found this:

Date received: 10/11/96
Subject: RE: Dan Spitz!!!

Aki,
Your page doesn't work.
It reads: this is a journey into sound
Nothing more.
So I thought something was wrong with my mouse so i
unscrewed the bottom of it and Dropped the Ball.
As I dropped the Ball I noticed screaming and looked out the
window and witnessed random acts of sensless violence.
I was scared shitless(I'm a little guy ya know).
So I called the cops. They arrested five thugs.
They had only sent one cop car over so the big had to
ride shotgun. Boy was I relieved they were gone.
After that I went to seven eleven. I wanted a candy bar.
a big one. So I bought a KIng SIze snickers bar. Then they
kicked me out of the Seven eleven cause I was BARE foot.
But I still got to eat my candy bar and felt replenished
and fueled. What a long day. I went back home to try and get
some sleep but I was too wired and In a zone. So i decided to
jerk off. I stroked my rod in perpetual motion.
Over and out,
Dan Spitz
P.S. if you really think Dan wrote this or any other posts on
this page then your dumber than he is.
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[ThraxDude]

Is that the Dan Spitz imposter who caused the board to move to ezboard? Or was Rage the board that was before the board before ezboard, in the house that Jack built?
I posted on the board that was before the ezboard twice, I think...
I was "sdude" I'm sure you all remember me!
I didn't have a computer back in '95, or whenever the Rage Area board was born.

 

[AlexStomp]

Do you have any shit that I posted archived??? It'd be funny to read them. I was so young and stupid.