A Lie I Just Overheard

[xfer]

work-study on her last day, telling my middle-aged co-worker who she doesn't know too well how she's getting home to Indiana:

"Well, when I go through New York, I'm going to stay with my ex-boyfriend..."

nearly imperceptible pause

"...uh, on the couch."

They broke up LAST WEEK after 3 years.

 

[azal]

dude, you're such a woman.

 

[Stultus]

Dude, you're such a chetnik.

 

[azal]

 

[chupe666]

my gf listens to other peoples' conversations and then asks me if i heard what they said; I'm always thinking about something else and wonder why she pays such close attention to other peoples' business.

WHY, XFER?

 

[xfer]

because i was saying goodbye to her and sat down at my desk and heard her continue speaking (as my male coworker came in) so i listened to see if it was for ME.

snoopy mcsnooperson.

 

[chupe666]

wait, was i being nosey?

sorry.

also, it's been a while since i used the whole "Meany McMeanerson" way of talking. I think my goal this week will be to add it to conversation constantly until people notice it and ask me to stop.

 

[xfer]

no, you were accusing me of snoopy mcsnoopersoning!

i have a (free) magazine subscription to maxim that comes to "Pushy McPusherson". and one to Stuff that comes to Fetus Goldstein (tard roommate's nickname).

 

[chupe666]

NOYCE.

I think I will subscribe to Southern Living in the name of Anton LaVey.

 

[avi]

can't go wrong with adding 'brah' on the end of those sentence mcsenteces dude brah

 

[lizard]

 

[Stultus]

NOYCE.

I think I will subscribe to Southern Living in the name of Anton LaVey.

This didn't get the attention it deserved.