a little game:

Try to guess the genre-adjective that hasn't actually been used by a blackmetal band.

  • Nihilistic Black

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Ritual Black

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Blasphemous Black

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Medieval Black

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Necromelancholic Black

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Horror Black

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Primal Black

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    12
my first guess is surgical black, but my second choice is wastewater. I think I've seen all of the rest of those, except necromelancholic is kinda pushing it but I wouldn't put it past somebody to call their band that.
 
Wolftribe said:
oopsies, my bad

i said teutonic, because i dont know what it means

Teutonic refers to a period of people relative to medieval times accept Im pretty sure they were German and/or lived in Germany.
 
Well, first of all, my three picks were necromelancholic, surgical, and wastewater, and necromelancholic seems ridiculously retarded enough to actually be used, so I did a search on it and found this: "I will also keep you posted on my studio project-NOCTURNAL FROST. True Necromelancholic Black Metal. Infernal Regards, Necro." Wastewater was the next to stand out as being utterly retarded, so I did a search on it and sure enough, I found this: "The term "wastewater black metal" can be understood as a musical genre with a fair amount of elaborate mythology and raw black metal." So, surgical appears to be the obvious choice, but just to be sure, I did a search on it also. Shokingly enough, although it did require more in depth research (putting surgical black metal between quotes), I found this: DARK FAITH – The Sentence Of Satan - CD $11.00 ULTRA-SICK SURGICAL BLACK METAL, WITH SICK FEMALE VOX. KILLER OFFERING FROM DARK FAITH!!!" Well, after an endless number of searches, every one of those adjectives actually ended up being used by some absolutely retarded black metal band. Thus, I can only conclude this to be a trick question with the simple purpose of pointing out just how outrageously mentally challenged black metal bands are.
 
Lord of Metal said:
Well, everlost, it took all of....7 minutes to do. Yeah, lots of spare time. Prick.

Geeze that was a little uncalled for. I was just making a joke. I dont have as fast of computer so It would probably take me a little more time. Someones a little touchy.
 
Apparently, I have fallen behind. Last I remember, Lady of the Waterworks was still married to Son of the Manhole Lids and was secretly in love with Tina Turner.
 
Lord of Metal said:
YOU THINK?! YOU THINK?!?!?! Don't you touch me, DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!! (menstruation)

Uh huh. * cringes at the thought of a dude bleeding for a week* I think some women just use that as an excuse to be shitty to me, because my GF is cranky and whiney all the time and not just at certain times of the month. Its a conspiracy I tell you. Oh and if your reading this Shannon, then uhhh I was just kidding. :erk: