a little game:

[PlatypusJesus]

Jehova Witness? Me? NNNOOOOOOOO! *knocks on the Sewage Disposal Lord's door*

 

[PlatypusJesus]

YEAH! WE USE IT AS AN EXCUSE!!!! Dumbass. *beats your spleen out* RAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

YEAH! WE USE IT AS AN EXCUSE!!!! Dumbass. *beats your spleen out* RAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

But your a dude. Right???
You were when I talked to you before. Right???
Im so confused now. Im kinda partial to my spleen but you can have a kidney.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

May I have two?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Ill tell you what Ill give you a kidney, and appendix , my tonsils ( which are scarily huge , some of the biggest Ive ever seen) , and my wisdom teeth ( which are coming throught the gums right now. Yes I still have my tonsils, wisdom teeth and appendix. I think Im one of the few people that still have all three. They are yours if you want them. Im not using them anyway. It looks like I have two golf balls in the back of my throat. When I had mono that got even bigger and bleed all the time. It sucked.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I'll make you a deal. How about you give me your penis instead, and you can become the only male alive with his wisdom teeth, tonsils, appendix, and no penis.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I'll make you a deal. How about you give me your penis instead, and you can become the only male alive with his wisdom teeth, tonsils, appendix, and no penis.

HAHAHAHAHA............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................NO.

Everyones a fucking comedian around here.

Remember that guy in the first Xfiles season that ate peoples Livers and hibernated and he came back in seaon 2 also. That was one of the best episode ever.

 

[AsModEe]

so..... what's the fucking answer?

 

[Captain Beard]

None are fake. All are real. That's the answer.

 

[AsModEe]

None are fake. All are real. That's the answer.

.... when I said black metal was a joke.....

 

[MajestikMøøse]

German Hateful and Misanthropic Black Metal

 

[neal]

ok, they're all real. so which one is the best?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

ok, they're all real. so which one is the best?

Majestically grim = gayest

Nihilistic= coolest

Wastewater = sounds the dirtiest
( poo is involved)

Surgical = sounds the fastest and most technical

 

[kovotojas]

Wastewater = sounds the dirtiest

Hardly. Clean, not used anymore, and quite beautiful in a grim sense.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

those are cool pictures but i have no idea what the relevance of them is

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

oh cool.... point made

 

[MajestikMøøse]

http://stinyplamenu.mysteria.cz/audio56/SP-Morbivodni potrubi.mp3

Not bad. The concept seems kinda goofy to me, but I suppose it's unique.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

ahhh, the dude is in Trollech. Cool.

 

[darkspot sans cookies]

I'll make you a deal. How about you give me your penis instead, and you can become the only male alive with his wisdom teeth, tonsils, appendix, and no penis.

Hahahaha
<3 Jer.
But I never got my tonsils or appendix taken out, and my wisdom teeth haven't attacked me yet. (yet being the key word ... *hides from wisdom teeth*)

\M/X-Files\M/

And actually, if a woman murders a man, she can plead not criminally responsible due to PMS, so ... BEWARE, BITCHES. YOU BEST TAKE HEED NOT TO OFFEND A FEMALE BLEEDING FROM THE VAGINA! *maniacal laughter*

 

[neal]

that song is pretty cool, further study with soulseek is needed.