A negative Iron Maiden thread

[John Silver]

Certainly not the first one here but you need a lot more to counter the horribly favourable reviews they're getting on that other forum. :shudder: I think everyone here should contribute towards making this place the ultimate Mecca of all Maiden bashing! So let's begin.

Steve is a bandy legged ape. Dave is a monkey fellating loser.

Janick is a moron.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

The band's unofficial seventh member, John Silver, is the aforementioned monkey.

 

[Profanity]

Funny thread

 

[John Silver]

I think its high time we got around to abusing the band.

Or don't we all share an animosity towards the Maiden members on a personal level like I thought?

 

[Soul O (Solo)]

I just don't like Harris anymore... The others are still in my cool book, especially Dave and Adrian.

 

[John Silver]

Bruce is God.

 

[John Silver]

I just don't like Harris anymore... The others are still in my cool book, especially Dave and Adrian.

Steve is a big asshole. He should be beaten to death with his own shoes.

 

[MRBEAST]

steve? bruce?? dave??? adrian???? janick?????
who the fuck are they???

EVERYBODY knows the members of iron maiden are
skunk, alf, daredevil, uncletrunx, oozily and kelly
us fans like to call them the names theyre known for though
ugly stupid dyke, bucktoothed alfhole, jehovas witness wannabe, uncle to asshole in 60 seconds (just add moderateing power), fatboy bitching, and of course everyone in the world knows madcow after the obese ones keyboard eating frenzy destroyed packard bell compaq & gateway makeing untouched dell the pc you knew still came with a keyboard.

 

[John Silver]

steve? bruce?? dave??? adrian???? janick?????
who the fuck are they???

EVERYBODY knows the members of iron maiden are
skunk, alf, daredevil, uncletrunx, oozily and kelly
us fans like to call them the names theyre known for though
ugly stupid dyke, bucktoothed alfhole, jehovas witness wannabe, uncle to asshole in 60 seconds (just add moderateing power), fatboy bitching, and of course everyone in the world knows madcow after the obese ones keyboard eating frenzy destroyed packard bell compaq & gateway makeing untouched dell the pc you knew still came with a keyboard.

Well with such a song writing team, no wonder DoD sounds so crappy.

 

[FreaKitchen]

I think I missed something..Why is Steve an asshole again?

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Bruce is DA MAN, YO!!!

 

[Tangerine Dreamer]

I think I missed something..Why is Steve an asshole again?

He releases shit. Just like asshole.

 

[FreaKitchen]

Don't we all release shit?

 

[John Silver]

But not in cd format.

 

[FreaKitchen]

I suppose you're right. Maiden has never released anything good...or directly/indirectly influenced 98% of the bands in these forums...hmmm

[/sarcasm]

 

[Tangerine Dreamer]

I suppose you're right. Maiden has never released anything good...or directly/indirectly influenced 98% of the bands in these forums...hmmm

[/sarcasm]

No one said Harris has never released anything good... as a matter of fact his last drop of inspiration was "The X Factor". In the 80s he was a genius.

 

[John Silver]

What TD said. We're talking almost entirely about Maiden's last offering Dod, FreaKitchen.

 

[FreaKitchen]

Oh...no good songs on DOD I suppose

 

[anonymousnick2001]

That's not true. The album is just sub-par overall.

 

[John Silver]

Subpar? Stop trying to be positive about Dod.