A new perspective on life...

[Pessimism]

Have you ever stopped and thought to yourself "why do I do the things I do?"

I know I do. And statistically, I bet you do too.

But have you ever noticed how you just can't grasp the life you have and live it the way you want too? We as people have to remember though, we can't just be passive agents in life, we must act out! Live life on the rim, stretch out your imagination and take in all that life has to offer!

Take my hand, let me give you a new perspective on life!

 

[Pessimism]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies! I don't see a ring on that finger! Looks like we have a certified bachelor on our hands here ^_^

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Oldest troll trick in the book.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Sweet, goatse has evolved into a larger, stronger form.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Oldest troll trick in the book.

Is it even a trick? I scrolled down to see a man with an uncovered back on a couch, in a posture that implied he was showing his ass. I scroll down a bit more, and sure enough, a goatse clone.

 

[Pessimism]

Sweet, goatse has evolved into a larger, stronger form.

He used a thunder stone!

 

[Pessimism]

Oldest troll trick in the book.

I'll have you know that I put a little bit of effort into writing that flavor text

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Very little.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Take my hand, let me give you a new perspective on life!

Fuck you.

 

[Pessimism]

Should I add a warning to the OP?


You damn well know you would rather be here than the philosophy subforum.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

I fucking knew it as soon as I read "rim" and "stretch" I was like "oh shit here it comes". Good goatse set up.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Unfortunately, the image is no longer displayed.

 

[A1a23]

Damn, didn't get to see the image. Didn't come soon enough. From the thread title I thought that Pessimism adopted a new perspective on life and that he was to rename himself "Optimism".

 

[Vimana]

I live my life the way I want to.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Unfortunately, the image is no longer displayed.

If it was something goatse related as someone above reported, then I'm glad I missed it.

 

[mutantllama]

Yeah, like the other day I was walking up the stairs, and normally I usually skip a step when I go up the stairs, but this time I only went up one stair at a time. So I then started to ask myself, why did I do that when I could be going up twice as much.

yeah, skipping a step is the way to walk up stairs.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

somebody tell me what's going on

 

[Kara-Shehr]

somebody tell me what's going on

We got "goatsed" you missed it though. It was soooooo awesome, life changing even. You should have been there, life would have been totally different for you had you been there to see it.

 

[Pessimism]

It wasn't just a goatse, it was a new goatse.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Yep, double offensive that way, taking a quintessential internet classic and remaking it like a cheap Hollywood sequel.