A problem I have now....

[slashvanyoung]

I've had some funny encounters with Czech booze: Few years ago killed a bottle of some clear - whoinhellknowswhatitwas - booze (obviously self-made) that some random, drunk Czech stranger gave to me. That was rather stupid considering I didn't knew if and how much methanol might be in there - or what else for that matter.

Was lucky. Had a major blackout, woke up under a table of some dude's garage. I was partly naked and no idea what went down or how I got there. It took me some time to realize that someone shaved either a "V" or an "A" (depending on perspektive) in my chest fur.

On a festival last year: Got to meet a chick who politely made me aware that my tie was hanging in my beer (already totally hammered at this point). I said thanks and asked her if she wanted to suck on my tie... Well, one thing led to another and soon later I was at her tent chugging Becherovka in unhealthy amounts.... Here comes the next blackout...

I regain "conscience" and find myself religiously hitting (as in fucking ofc) that chick like a nail in Jebus' cross.

That's when I noticed someone sobbing really hard and loud outside which put me off a bit. So I ask her: "Who the fuck is sobbing out there? Is that one of your friends?"

And she replied: "*moan* *moan* Ah... boyfriend! *moan*"

 

[gabriel g.]

Ive tried several brands of Polish vodka(In different price ranges.), and they have all sucked majorly.
They all tasted of fusel alcohol(Googled the name, in Sweden its called "finkel".).. and i just got nauseous and extremely hung over by it.

What brands did you drink?

Dont know any names, always too drunk but always without any hangover!!!

Worst Wokda of all time I drank in czech!!!
You could clean windows and toilets with that shit....uke:

 

[FloridaRolf]

German beer + Swedish wodka makes me cum buckets

 

[Skinny Viking]

I regain "conscience" and find myself religiously hitting (as in fucking ofc) that chick like a nail in Jebus' cross.

That's when I noticed someone sobbing really hard and loud outside which put me off a bit. So I ask her: "Who the fuck is sobbing out there? Is that one of your friends?"

And she replied: "*moan* *moan* Ah... boyfriend! *moan*"

Hahahahahaha

Thats fucking great dude! He deserved to be crying outside while listening to his woman getting pile-drived ... what kind of nutless bastard wouldn't charge into the tent?

 

[slashvanyoung]

Ha ha...yeah, really! Dude only kicked the tent and then seemed to fall down and just sob heavy (was probably as hammered as we were). She was a bit of a nutcase too (but pretty sweet), so I GTFO after I was done and she passed out.

But stupid me, forgot my hat in that darn tent so I actually had to go back. D'oh!

 

[John_C]

Best single drink i've ever had in my life: 2007, a shot of soviet era Stolichnaya straight out of the freezer. If there's a way that being punched in the face is nice, then that was it.