a raunchy sexual encounter

[FretsAflame]

If Gary Busey hasn't fisted your pussy, then you're a wussy.

What about jake busey? will jake busey do?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

If your tits are bits, then yous needs to quits.....or......allow me to hit your tits with squid bits.

 

[FretsAflame]

If your tits are bits, then yous needs to quits.....or......allow me to hit your tits with squid bits.

Okay okay okay...you're done.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

If your balls are blue, then bang them against a wall oh so true.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

The clit won't fit if you give it shit.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

uhh... I don't have any witty pornographic rhymes to contribute

 

[PlatypusJesus]

If you hit the dot known as the g-spot, then you are obviously on pot.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

if your mom is sucking your dick
you are obviously a hick

(from Arkansas)






























(Like LoM)

 

[PlatypusJesus]

If your ass is being raped, like a dog caught in drapes, by an ape named grape, then you are obviously a catholic cape (like nicodemix).

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Thats not true! I killed the priest before he even got his cock out.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

The priest raped you, it is true, he defiled you anally, and sprayed his semen in your ass of jew.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

No! I killed him and mutilated his corpse for the glory of satan! I raped HIS corpse. its called Necrophilia.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You lie like a pie.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

what the fuck? that doesn't even make sense!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Sense is what I tell, no matter what your deceiving words yell.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh, and the words that I speak are the truth inside of you, no matter the lies that your lips may spew.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Lies from your throat
I sodomize you like a goat.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

The staff of my giraffe shall stab you as you laugh.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

maim and kill you these are the facts
that I am about to sever your testicles with an axe

 

[PlatypusJesus]

The llama that is your momma is being handled by me like a comma.